dagbert's profile picture. play stupid games, win stupid prizes

dagbert

@dagbert

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

too bad I can’t put my cheat days on @Strava 🤷🏻‍♂️ (mezcal and ice cream for dessert)


D.icks A.re R.uining E.verything. Someone oughta put that on a shirt


now you’re gonna tell me millennials are killing the divorce rate 🤷🏻‍♂️


fallen kingdom was 'the phantom menace' of jurassic park. so was the other jurassic world I guess


I’d just line to state for the record that the “money mailer” is in fact *not* “like getting money in the mail” 😑


if you’re bringing a wireless mouse to the coffee shop, you’re part of the problem


my finest work yet

dagbert's tweet image. my finest work yet

all our heroes are dead, instagram is broken, and our enemies are in power 🤷🏻‍♂️


I'll be damned, they found it forbes.com/sites/msolomon…


when you reply to emails with single-word responses ("yes," "no," "sure," etc.) the terrorists win


it’s nothing but an earthquake baby


if it matters, it produces controversy. really enjoyed writing this story for @aBlogtoWatch ablogtowatch.com/girard-perrega…

dagbert's tweet image. if it matters, it produces controversy. really enjoyed writing this story for @aBlogtoWatch ablogtowatch.com/girard-perrega…

dagbert reposted

Here's Hulk Hogan riding a motorcycle while some guy just chucks a dog into the river. #TBT


took two flights and twice as many cups of coffee, but I’ve just finished this year’s greatest longread newyorker.com/magazine/2018/…


“california needs a drink, and I’ll be joining her for one”


while everyone freaks out over @strava revealing military locations, I used it to find a bitching river crossing strava.com/activities/138…


also, if anybody would like to know where I’ll be on 4.20 youtu.be/eEed-o8fVpM


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.