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There’s this meme we joke about all the time,“Money to go find daily 2k don pass 2k,” and honestly, it’s both funny and painfully true. Working now looks like signing up for a race only to realize your shoes cost more than the prize.😭 #30DaysRantChallenge #30DayRantChallenge
If I post something with a typo, forget it, I’m not going to the next screen to type that * correction sign. Abeg, just read it with sense and know what I mean, because that’s exactly what I do when it happens to you!!!
All these school group kinikan set wey una dey open up and down no too necessary. But make I no talk before una go tag me bitter 😂
You think lawyers are liars? Try HR 😂. You’ll hear gist, twist am small when passing it, and still never mention where you heard it from. Omo, sometimes it’s draining.
I entered a car with this lady, our travel time was over 3 hours. She was on the phone with her man from the beginning till the end of the journey. To think she is going to see the guy. No break, no baby let me call you back. Relationship people, una dey over do things ooo.
Your content is your contact, and your contact is your connection. Build wisely. #MondayMorning #MondayMotivation
I haven’t been online since morning, make una no vex na my babe seize my phone🥹
Una dey talk say January dey long, this is the longest July I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s like the month came with 10 hidden weeks. Every day I check the calendar, and July is still boldly there chilling. I’m financially drained. Is it me or is July refusing to leave?😭
Nothing is funny in this country again. I no even dey see memes like before. Everywhere just dry.
Where quality cannot be compromised, which one do you prefer? 🔘An increase in price or 🔘A reduction in quantity? These brands are not asking again, they’re just doing. One minute your favorite snack is full, next thing it’s 70% air, 30% vibe. I don’t like feeling scammed🥹🥲
That message that says: “Hey babe, I sent you a dress to pick from, shoes, hair, and accessories too. Be ready by 7pm, my driver will come get you.” 😩 I must experience it before I leave this world. No, seriously. I didn’t survive Nigerian adulthood to miss this one.
We listen,we don’t judge. I will judge you on some things. How can a single lady be using kayamata?For what exactly? To lock down a man you’re fornicating with? Let’s not pretend like some things are normal. If you must use jazz to keep it, maybe you’re not supposed to have it.
So I ran into an old colleague and we were catching up. I reminded her, I saw her a year ago at a lounge in Ikeja. She laughed and said, “Oh yes! That man I came to see that day married me o!” The one I went to see that same day? He didn’t marry me. He moved on. 😂😂😂
I honestly hate that I still have to remind people around me: I. Don’t. Eat. Swallow. No, I’m not missing anything. And no, I don’t feel left out because I didn’t follow you to that your “iconic” amala joint. 😒 Rice and sauce has never betrayed me. #SwallowNoDeyMyDiet
My boyfriend wan use 50k injure me, where una dey see men wey dey press 500M. God, I’m your strongest soldier but I dey beg for soft assignment.🙏
I sat behind a couple in church today, they should be in their early fifties. And let me just say: you’ll understand why they say “marry your friend.” From whispers to side smiles and shoulder bumps. I was just there trying to focus on Jesus, but love was loud in front of me.
99 good, na one bad spoil the 100. But it’s okay. Just remember you’re human not Jesus! #OneMistakePlentyJudges #HumanNotPerfect
Let’s be honest: When a man truly loves you, he gives His time, His attention. But most importantly? His resources. Love that doesn’t share is just affection without action. Because where a man’s heart is, his wallet will always follow willingly.
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