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Iโ€™m honestly waiting for the day that people realize Iโ€™ve never made an intentional joke in my life and Iโ€™m just a mean hearted person


I dress the way I do to ensure I get dirty looks from old people in Costco


Itโ€™s been over two years and Iโ€™m still wondering

Even after 5 months, I wake up everyday and wonder who on earth decided it was appropriate to let me OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE



If you were to ask about my favorite period piece, I would have to say that itโ€™s the 1973 Disney classic, Robin Hood


Bad bitches floss they teeth daily ๐Ÿ˜—โœŒ๏ธ


Being an adult is knowing that your โ€œsignatureโ€ is just writing your name in cursive as fast as you possibly can


If we were all skeletons, would we have to brush our bones with tooth paste like we do our teeth?


I think I could be a much better functioning human if I just popped down a white claw before I went out every day


Good evening, only to the person who painted this,,, so wholesome; the only thing providing my brain with dopamine

dancingeggroll's tweet image. Good evening, only to the person who painted this,,, so wholesome; the only thing providing my brain with dopamine

Day 19 of Quarantine: my families making margaritas for breakfast, if anyone wants any


Sometimes I canโ€™t help but dwell on the fact that Bee Movie and Shrek have so greatly effected our society and internet usage


My ass thinks I can drink a single cup of green tea and then eat whatever I want for the rest of the day,,,


My physics classroom smells like one specific shampoo I used when I was 6.


I think a law should be enacted that prohibits me from being adult years old,,, Iโ€™m just not a good adult, a rather sad excuse for an adult really


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if u ever wanna humble me, just know iโ€™m the same height as olaf.

ufobri's tweet image. if u ever wanna humble me, just know iโ€™m the same height as olaf.

Today may have been long, tiring and kinda rough, but at least I looked good


Sometimes I think about my ex, and I just have to pause a moment when I think about how gross he was


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It has been decided; any boy who says my shroom socks are โ€œa bold fashion choiceโ€ and โ€œquite the statement pieceโ€ is not the boy for me


Do people from the Hunger Games fandom actually still exist? How are they thriving?


My mom wouldnโ€™t let me watch Winx Club as a child because she was scared it would make me a hoe x


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