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I was hoping that when Trump said “You’re not thinking you never do” we just heard his inner monologue but then I remembered that requires a self awareness.


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“You ruined my life and my career!” says the guy who gets to go back to a job making $200k even if he’s not confirmed as a Supreme Court Justice


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“BUT I WAS THE LOUDEST ONE IN THE ROOM!” — Brett Kavanaugh on why we should believe him


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How much do we want to bet that most of the men who are apologizing for men accused of being rapists and sexual predators are rapists and sexual predators whose victims haven’t outed them yet?


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Nice pic of me and my executive assistant!


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If you spot this boring Syracusan today around High Point Commons, alert authorities! Bad man!

realDukeSolinus's tweet image. If you spot this boring Syracusan today around High Point Commons, alert authorities! Bad man!

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My play opens tonight at Seward Park, 7pm ow.ly/QuY730d9OCn Crowds will be YUUUGE! Biggest ever, believe me.


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Millions of illegals are trying to get into our great Ephasus by pretending to be long lost identical twins. SAD! ow.ly/kijp30da5cw


Seattle sends its regards. #BestRealWorld

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Seattle ♥️s anonymous caller. There's a place here for her if she decides to leave her co-op apartment drama. Dogs allowed. #BestRealWorld


What if she just works for the new boss in the short term while she gains the skills to work up the ladder? #BestRealWorld


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Sometimes my job involves making fun videos of actors on the job. #SMM @danewood #SEAthtr


*at @sprint upgrading phone* "Last time our numbers got switched around. Don't want that to happen again." *call wife, no answer* FUUUU...!


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It's out there. It's coming. The #ShoggothsAreRising! bit.ly/shoggothstix


I was just recognized on the street for my Shakespeare in the Park performances. #9001stMostFamousManInSeattle


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Did you see Of Dice and Men at @Official_PAX the play that made made @TychoBrahe mom cry. Help fund our newest one. igg.me/at/shoggoths


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#GeekTheaterHasArrived Help us reach $1,000 by the end of the day and #UnleashTheTentacles igg.me/at/shoggoths


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Trying to reach $1,000 by the end of the day. Help us #UnleashTheTentacles igg.me/at/shoggoths #GeekTheaterHasArrived


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