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Michelle Alba

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George: Tita Michelle, you should get your doctorate. Me: No thanks, it's too much work. George: Just get the funnest one. Maya: Yeah! Like puppetry.


Me: "Hurt people hurt people." means that anyone who is hurtful...probably someone hurt them first. Bibi (7yo): But how did it all start? Me: That's a good question. B: Maybe dinosaurs fighting.


"I have so many cultures, I can't just fit them in 2 halves!" - Bibi (6yo)


Michelle Alba reposted

130 heroes have helped us reach $15,000 in donations. We are getting closer to our goal of $60,000 thanks to heroes like you! Kids Write it. You Donate. World Saved. Check out the GoFundMe here: gofund.me/3193331f #Chicagotheater #Creativearts #artseducation #Theaterarts

PMLaboratory's tweet image. 130 heroes have helped us reach $15,000 in donations. We are getting closer to our goal of $60,000 thanks to heroes like you! 

Kids Write it. You Donate. World Saved.
Check out the GoFundMe here: gofund.me/3193331f

#Chicagotheater #Creativearts #artseducation #Theaterarts

“It's hard to remember the difference between all of Lola's cars because it's always the same on the inside: a bunch of rosaries everywhere and stuffed animals in random places." - George


(from Peanut Butter Falcon) Tyler: OK, rule number one--Don't slow me down. Rule number 2--I'm in charge. Zak: You are in charge. Tyler: Hey, what's rule number one? Zak: ...Party.


Me: I think you're amazing. ELD: And inadequate. Me: Everyone's inadequate..but who has the amazing to go along with it!


This Shangela wisdom made me giggle...

dangerbumpy's tweet image. This Shangela wisdom made me giggle...

B (5yo): You're supposed to help us, Michelle. Me: What do you need my help with? B: Ummmm... Having fun!


Michelle Alba reposted

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine. @VUMChealth


Me: I have to finish my homework before babysitting. George: Tita Michelle, you sound like a teenager.


Me: I did a big a jigsaw puzzle and was missing 1 piece at the end. And guess what? It was a puzzle of a heart. Bibi (5yo): So it was a broken heart? Me: (laughing) Yes! That's what I had.


ELD: Happy wife means happy life--isn't that what they say? Me: But that was from a time when there was only 1 wife and not 2.


Ellie (7yo): Ben Dewey is an artist. Me: Yes. E: Is he part of our family? Me: I think of him as family.


ZA: You know, sleep is when your body grows. George: Does that mean Lola didn't get much sleep?


Michelle Alba reposted

Good morning loves. Justice for #ElijahMcClain Justice for #BreonnaTalyor Justice for #VanessaGuillen Justice for all my brothers & sisters with no ill intentions. Please stay safe out there. KEEP SAYING THEIR NAMES. Don’t let them get away with doing this folks wrong.

indiyasha's tweet image. Good morning loves. 
Justice for #ElijahMcClain 
Justice for #BreonnaTalyor 
Justice for #VanessaGuillen 
Justice for all my brothers & sisters with no ill intentions. 

Please stay safe out there. 
KEEP SAYING THEIR NAMES. 
Don’t let them get away with doing this folks wrong.
indiyasha's tweet image. Good morning loves. 
Justice for #ElijahMcClain 
Justice for #BreonnaTalyor 
Justice for #VanessaGuillen 
Justice for all my brothers & sisters with no ill intentions. 

Please stay safe out there. 
KEEP SAYING THEIR NAMES. 
Don’t let them get away with doing this folks wrong.
indiyasha's tweet image. Good morning loves. 
Justice for #ElijahMcClain 
Justice for #BreonnaTalyor 
Justice for #VanessaGuillen 
Justice for all my brothers & sisters with no ill intentions. 

Please stay safe out there. 
KEEP SAYING THEIR NAMES. 
Don’t let them get away with doing this folks wrong.

Really underestimated how many Fudge-covered Oreos we were going to need for this quarantine.


For the love of God! Well--I don't love God. God *is* love. -BL


I mean, if you have a glorious beard, then a change of gender is not a reason to sacrifice your glorious beard. - Kevin (13yo)


Me: I asked my friend to prom, and he said yes. Ellie (6yo): He??


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