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Lil' Chipotle

@dani_does_

I didn't invent swag, but I'm still pretty cool. Watch The Tweets.

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Lil' Chipotle
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Dec 1, 2018

I’m gonna take it back old school and say “Click...Dial Tone”...when I ceremoniously hang up in someone’s face. This new age way of expressing disgust with emojis and/or dead air ain’t getting my point across.

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Oct 23, 2018

Gotta learn from Jada and Will. because telling me my pussy worn and all my exes used me during the heat of an argument gonna stick with me forever...even when I let you back up in this wornout 🙀. Learn to walk away sometimes.

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Oct 9, 2018

We all sex workers...technically

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Sep 27, 2018

Totally not shocked...it’s how I expect him to feel. As an old head and as a white guy.

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Sep 27, 2018

Older white guy just sat next to me at the bar...yes I’m already at a bar...said in response to the Kavanaugh hearings on the tv.. “Hell we were all raping and touching each other in late 70s/early 80s. He did nothing wrong.”

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Dec 11, 2017

We need to ban together and bully the mom. It’s only right.

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Nov 22, 2017

Pains me to admit this...but Melania has style. Why the hell they got little Barron wearing Trump’s old suits #doe? 🙄

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Nov 10, 2017

I think my pizza stuck in traffic.

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Nov 10, 2017

Court been going through it today

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Nov 10, 2017

Moral: You gotta keep other folks out of your relationship.

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Nov 10, 2017

...I texted them on his behalf, “I got a girl..she be checking my phone.”...we’ve been together a year now.

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Nov 10, 2017

This happened to me after id first started dating this guy. I spent the next few hours reading all the texts he’d been sending other girls..

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Nov 10, 2017

A man’s worst nightmare is going to jail and the police releasing his phone to his girl.

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Jul 22, 2017

Women are delusional...but at the same time I'm convinced..."Niggas be lying" smh

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Happy #NationalGiveSomethingAwayDay, #DCFamily! RT for a chance to win a signed @JohnWall jersey! 👀

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Apr 28, 2017

I used quotation marks.

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Apr 28, 2017

"If I get a guy name tattooed on me, does that mean we married or I'm stupid, or I'm a in to tattoos?" My friend asked.

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