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Danielle🌻

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Karston's Mom. Bartender. 4H leader. College Student. BMX mom. Life is good.

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I have way too many personalities it’s scary lmao


It is hilarious when people say”my pets are like my kids” You think you can’t love anything more than your dog? Just wait until you love your little human so much it’s hard to breath sometimes.


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You can damn near season anything with just these 3 seasonings and you’d be straight

SlimSoTall's tweet image. You can damn near season anything with just these 3 seasonings and you’d be straight

Little girl in nail salon: “none of these colors match me!” Same girl. Same.


No I do!!😡

I have the best mom in the whole world.



I am turing into a crazy plant lady and I love it🌱🌵🌿


Why am I like this?!


This was my dad when i played😂

i’ve seen coaches kicked out of games, but this one tops it! we were all shook, but the things this man was saying had me dying laughing😂😂😂😂😂 WATCH WHOLE VID



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Liberals think a 20-year-old adult is too irresponsible to own a gun, but a 5-year-old is enlightened enough to pick their own gender. Makes total sense.


Anybody with serving experience looking for a job? We are desperate down at the brewery but you have to be able to handle a lot. DM me.


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Can't blame other people for your own unhappiness


That’s me. I’m the friend!


How many girls does it take to screw on a light bulb? Three. It took three of us.


Our 10 am brunch turned into a 4 hour hang out sesh🤷🏻‍♀️


Brunch with some of my best friends while they cook and I drink mimosas and coffee and do homework💜


But on the real, wtf was wrong with customers tonight. Everyone was so weird


I’ve never been blocked by someone who’s posts I actually enjoyed and followed. Like wtf did I do to make you hate me?! ☹️


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