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off the whim

Daniel

@danielcaow

im fucking guatemalan off the whim

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cant wait to be murdered


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bro, did you cum?


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*My morning routine* wake up late, yell 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊, get ready in 6 minutes and then go 90 in a 45


like for like


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i never liked myself: a love story


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I require employment


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one time i was happy and it made the next day worse


early morning view

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Today someone recognized me but I didn’t recognize them. I definitely know that I know them though, but don’t know from where we met.


your shape in the dark


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let passive aggressive subtweets heal your soul


I have a suitcase full of vodka in a meeting at 8am.


Hello. Everything from here on out is off the record and off the top of my head. Established Jan 4 2019 at 1035 pm.


I spoke to my mom today for the first time since last year. I spoke to her on Father's Day. I don't have a father. Figures.


the barista I have a crush on made me this...that is all.

danielcaow's tweet image. the barista I have a crush on made me this...that is all.

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