dani ☀️
@danimintt
a solid 7, but will make you laugh • ped nurse • john 13:7
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wait hold up correct me if i’m wrong but impeachment is when princess peach takes her rightful reign over the universe?
TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS---4 for Sat. night, Nov. 2. ONE WINNER, will also buy dinner at Wisanggeni Pawon on E. 71st St. Retweet this & TELL ME WHY IT SHOULD BE YOU. Must incl. hashtag #ForTheShoe🙂 Fri. NOON deadline. Will be many worthy entries, but I can only pick one! ✌️
I hate when people accuse me of lolly gagging when I'm quite clearly dilly dallying
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
unlike many I am actually in my reputation era (work is stressing me out, no one has physically seen me in a year, I really like a boy who lives thousands of miles away but i’m being reeeally chill about it)
thanksgiving is kind of stressful because you can’t trust just anyone to make mashed potatoes. I can tell by just looking at a person that they won’t use enough butter
hot girls watch the map the entire duration of a flight
soup should be free. all humans on this earth deserve nice hot soup and crusty bread on a chilly day. this would be my entire platform if I ran for president
PSA: When you’re home for the holidays, do NOT get coffee with your ex.
my tummy hurts and I am NOT being so brave about it i’m actually making it everyone’s problem
I am actually a great girlfriend because while I do require a lot of attention I’m pretty self sufficient otherwise so I don’t need much else. and like, attention is free, you know? low maintenance queen
the midwest experience is being taught how to drive on snow and ice via a series of near-death experiences while your dad yells at you to turn INTO the skid and that is why we are like this
idk if I ever want to get married because when you’re married you have to compromise on things and if my spouse doesn’t want to watch shrek with me once a month, what then????
not dying alone in a hospital room with a ventilator jammed down your throat
important to always draw attention to the fact that I am shockingly cute. truly awe-inspiringly, dazzlingly cute, u would be amazed the amount of cuteness I exude
no new year’s resolution this year as i’ve recently discovered I’m perfect and I require no changes
women just want a $7 coffee and a little kiss on the forehead
My 2022 resolutions are get hot and don’t die
my 4 year old cousin has a better love life than me, i am ~officially~ giving up
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