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@dankpressure

ssbm oak | WI

food hezi my girls box but it’s just me cheating on her


if i ever got the “top 1% commenter” tag next to my name i would blow my shit smooth off


am i stupid why is everybody on this app putting caleb williams over jordan love


this is one of the most wholesome things i’ve ever seen

So excited to host the Hornets at our home in MKE!

ChariNKnueppel's tweet image. So excited to host the Hornets at our home in MKE!


i wonder if clinton was a 1 or 2 hand job


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u think bill was tapping it on the tongue


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Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling


halloween might be the best night in madison wisconsin and it’s not close


skattebusted skatteboned skattebent in half skattebroken RIP skattebo 2025-2025


lethal shooter qb sneaking a xanax into a beer from across the function #iunderstanditnow


this picture is so funny because if u zoom in u realize u learned all these equations in 8th grade

how a mathematician sees the world

oprydai's tweet image. how a mathematician sees the world


minecraft should add a slut me out 2 music disk


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its crazy to have a $700 million contract and still be undervalued

LudwigAhgren's tweet image. its crazy to have a $700 million contract and still be undervalued


“i would rather be embarrassed than compete”

I’d rather be eliminated from the playoffs in a pathetic way than a heartbreaking way

natmcdermott2's tweet image. I’d rather be eliminated from the playoffs in a pathetic way than a heartbreaking way


eiffel towering but my fingers are inter locked with my boys #brolove


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