Dan Willis
@danwillis007
Stand-Up Comedian, Computer Specialist, Michael Jackson expert, Walking Dead fanatic & Ferris Bueller Philosopher. Musings from a comedian with time to spare.
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Adelaide Fringe is bouncing, and this is my first tweet for almost a decade.. I think I'll now try and build an exclusive crowd of people that just dont want any tweets, and I'm old, I can't call them Posts!
Do Artists still think they can get away with doing #Adverts in #Japan and no-one in the west will notice? @rickygervais ???
My daughter asked me what it was like to be married. I told her to leave me alone & when she did; I asked her why she was ignoring me. #oldjokereboot #meaningofwife
My Wife thinks I’m too old fashioned. But I reckon we’ve got good alchemy. #oldjokereboot
Has anyone got any information on how i can raise enough money to buy a plastic figurine from the Marvel franchise? (it’s for a Thing).
Quick impersonation of @QBEaus "All of our consultants are currently busy, continue to hold".. #worstcustomerservice 95mins waiting so far, 64mins yesterday, got kicked off the line by the system at 5.20pm, called right back "Our call centre closes at 5pm".. #JoyNotJoy
From the 2nd to 4th June I'm Bringing my two favourite shows to the BYRON BAY COMEDY FESTIVAL!! BEST OF BRITISH (#MelbourneComedyFestival Most Popular show). And THE ASHES (#England V #Australia in multi award winning #Comedy) byroncomedyfest.com #Byronbay #comedyfestival
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Home - Byron Comedy Festival
The Byron Comedy Festival Great Northern Hotel, Byron Bay Friday 6:30 - 7:30pm Saturday 6:30 - 7:30pm Friday 8:00pm – 9:00pm Saturday 8:00pm – 9:00pm 1, 2
Yeah whatever… Apparently i’ve got unlimited free speech now, can’t think of anything to say, and i’m happy about that..
Off to @TheComicsLounge to complete my weeks worth of headline gigs.. it’s been a rocking week, only thing that can slow us down is #Australia kicking off at 9pm.. Howsabout #Tunisia just concede the game, then everyone can just come to the gig! #WorldcupQatar2022
According to #Elon, jokes are now legal on Twitter.. i’m off then.. Can’t exist in such crazy times..
I’m two episodes into #RingsofPower, and I’m beginning to feel that this is to #The #LordOfTheRings what “Caravan of Courage” was to #StarWars But as a wounded veteran of 7 seasons of #The100 I shall be sticking with it to the bitter end..
I’ll be in #Manchester #Airport for a few hours, if anyone fancies a pint.. Bonus- I can most likely sign people into the Business Lounge… #manchesterairport #homewardbound #Edfringe
In a couple days I’m leaving the Blistering cold winter of the #GoldCoast (24 degrees C).. For the apparent #heatwave of the #UK.. #Edinburgh is currently 12 degrees with an 80% chance of rain.. Now that’s sub-tropical! #edfringe here I come!
Asking a #Stargate fan to watch #stargateoriginscatherine is like asking a #starwars fan to watch #caravanofcourage .. at some point you’re gonna get punched, not hard, but punched all the same.. followed by a heartfelt apology..
Are you in #SurfersParadise ? Are you #British ? Do you like the #UK #UnitedKingdom Or even just want to barrack some Poms.. Fancy a laugh and some great food and Drinks on a Friday afternoon.. Click away eventbrite.com.au/e/brits-in-bus…
Toon Toon Toon Well everybody say limadha naeam! #NUFCTakeover #nufctakover #nufc #NewcastleUnited #NewcastleUtd
Personally I was kinda hoping they were gonna use a plane.. #covid_19 shortages hit #Adelaide #Airport @ Adelaide Airport instagram.com/p/CTMEZJEn_ri/…
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We’re in #Adelaide!! Doing gigs and the like.. Fancy a laugh? Come and see us!! It really is that simple! adelaidecomedy.com
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