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David Headley

@dapperdave42

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Damnit weather, stop being nice when I have shit to do all day.


If roses are red, and violets are blue, shouldn't we be concerned with your concept of hue?


I keep wanting to look up things on wikipedia...the pain...


"When Gotham is ashes, you'll have my permission to die."


"Everyone gets drunk alone, even in a room full of people."


There's a trailer out for this new movie called "The Hobbit". Looks like a Lord of the Rings rip-off.


Oh hey, Kim Jong-il died. Neato.


Ray's Hell Burger is...what's the word? The shit? Yeah, that's it.


Well, America's fucked now.


I never wanted to make up the bed when I was a kid, but now I realize, a made-up bed...that shit is comfortable


The new Black Keys album, El Camino, is the cat's pajamas!


Clutching your fresh and warm load of laundry while running back through the bitter cold #thebestthingsinlifearefree


So using the Internet for Spanish class makes Google think I need to see all adverts in Spanish.


You know what sucks? Unintentional all-nighters.


Cooking bacon shirtless at 4 in the morning #bestideasever!


Ima get a kitten, and Ima name him Schrodinger.


You know, even Hitler wasn't all bad. After all, he did kill Hitler.


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