Dart Monkeys
@dartmonkeys
Just two guys who love the nonsensical headlines surrounding stocks, investing and the economy and take it upon ourselves to rewrite what they actually meant.
Hey Tom I gots the problem with my A/C. Can you help with that too?
Tom Brady touts cryptocurrency investments, says he's a 'big believer' foxbusiness.com/sports/tom-bra…
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Tom Brady touts cryptocurrency investments, says he's a 'big believer'
Tampa Bay Buccaneers superstar Tom Brady revealed Thursday that he is a “big believer” in the long-term prospects of cryptocurrencies.
If @Twitter was around in the 1200s could I have said “the world is round” without being blocked or having my account locked? 🤔 Thank God philosophers and Scientist were allowed to openly debate. #believethescience
Who knew??? Stop free checks and people start looking for a job? That’s just crazy talk now
Job searches jumped 5% in states cutting unemployment benefits, analysis finds cnb.cx/3uyF6u6
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Job searches jumped 5% in states cutting unemployment benefits, analysis finds
There was a modest though temporary increase in job-search activity among states withdrawing from federal unemployment programs, according to Indeed.
Buy buy buy. If Tom Brady says it, must be good.
Biden: ‘I’m a capitalist, but here’s the deal’ in other words you’re not a capitalist. foxbusiness.com/politics/biden…
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Biden: ‘I’m a capitalist, but here’s the deal’
President Biden reminded the audience while delivering remarks on the economy that he is a “capitalist,” but believes that executive wages have soared far too high above those of the working class.
Or maybe the Republicans doomed conservatism?? 🤷♂️ breitbart.com/politics/2021/…
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Paul Ryan: Conservatism Doomed if We Trust Donald Trump Populist Appeal
Former House Speaker Paul Ryan plans to condemn the populist appeal of former President Donald Trump, during a Thursday evening speech.
Hmmmm
Biden orders closer review of Covid origins as U.S. intel weighs Wuhan lab leak theory cnb.cx/34lel1O
Facebook No Longer Banning Posts Suggesting COVID-19 Was Man-Made. #Dow jumps! link.theepochtimes.com/mkt_app/facebo…
Stock futures fade on news that Facebook will end ban on posts claiming COVID-19 is man-made. foxbusiness.com/technology/fac…
Few will actually do even 2 of those things. IMO that is.
Everyone knows they should: - Invest - Exercise - Read books - Sleep 8 hours - Eat whole foods Few will actually do all of those things.
Wow. Who knew??? 🤦♂️
AAA says Memorial Day gas prices expected to hit highest in 7 years foxbusiness.com/energy/aaa-say…
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AAA says Memorial Day gas prices expected to hit highest in 7 years
Drivers hitting the road over the holiday weekend are expected to face the highest gas prices in seven years, according to AAA.
Let me guess???? Read top 10 hottest #stock tips for 2021 or maybe watch #fastmoney? #easymoney #getrichquick
Billionaire Warren Buffett: The "one easy way" to increase your worth by 50 percent. (via @CNBCMakeIt) cnb.cx/2Tiymnr
Traders are upping their bets against the S&P 500, with short interest in the SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust -- the world’s biggest ETF -- at its highest level this year trib.al/3C4bArM
Thoughts and prayers!
Nationwide chlorine shortage impacts swimming pools ahead of summer foxbusiness.com/features/natio…
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Nationwide chlorine shortage impacts swimming pools ahead of summer
A chlorine shortage is hitting the swimming pool industry as prices skyrocket from the demand as summer kicks off next month.
Diversify in a low cost index fund?
Billionaire Warren Buffett: The "one easy way" to increase your worth by 50 percent. (via @CNBCMakeIt) cnb.cx/2Tiymnr
Oh boy 🤦♂️ next they’ll tell us the sun rises in the east? #captainobvious #thingsthatseemobvioustomostfor100
White House officials say China hasn't been 'completely transparent' in Covid origin investigation cnb.cx/3hSyRPh
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