Date Crasher
@datecrasher
anonymously spying on awkward dates since the spring of pig flu
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#FellasPleaseRealize that talking about how much you've been "enjoying your freedom" since your last breakup makes a date awkward.
#LadiesPleaseRealize that talking about your desire to lose weight over dinner makes a date awkward.
RT @nycsarahparker So the guy on this AWKWARD date is having a full lunch - steak sandwich, side rice/beans & the chick isn't eating at all.
RT @frecklednfab @datecrasher spyhouse again-they're talking about toasters and george foreman. #awkwarddate seriously, how am i this lucky?
RT @DaveUsellis Just witnessed a blind date meetup...it ended with an awkward hug, I don't think there will be a 2nd date.
RT @frecklednfab worse than witnessing an awkward date at spyhouse: witnessing an awkward "you lied/i'm hurt/you're an ass" confrontation.
RT @alixitis I'm in the presence of an incredibly awkward first, possibly blind, date at Starbucks.
ouch! RT @abel_villarreal Watchin what looks like awkward date at olive garden. Girl asked guy to sit across not next to in booth. BURN!!
RT @SGMoxi At the short stop. Couple sitting next to me is on an awkward first date.
#SomewhereRightNow a painfully awkward date is going on and we want to hear all about it!
#DoYouHaveTo tweet about the awkward dates you overhear? Yes, please!!! And @ us with the details.
RT @rai_dai #thingswedontwantback awkward silences on a doomed first date
#NothingWorseThan being on an awkward date. If you're lucky enough to be sitting next to one, tell us all about it!
RT RobertSieber couple next to me seems like they're on their first date...lots of awkward silences
RT KimKulikLuban Just witnessed the most awkward lunch date exchange. Guy went in for a kiss and girl held out her hand for a handshake.
Awesome! RT @UrbanSignals We're collecting awkward blind date photos, stories and tips. Tell us what you got! http://bit.ly/dARydm
RT @frecklednfab @datecrasher seriously, his fake laugh sounds like my fake laugh. and now I kind of hate myself for it. #tellmemore
RT @frecklednfab @datecrasher also, no woman wants to date a man who can cross his legs farther than she can. it's just a thing.
w00t! submissions! RT @frecklednfab at Spyhouse again, and he's laughing too loud and she's talking about cookie recipes like he cares (1/3)
#ImTiredOf People tweeting about sitting next to awkward dates and not sending me the details. I want the juicy funny parts, peeps!
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