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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. ~ Anonymous


Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. ~ P. J. O'Rourke


Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. ~ George S Patton


Send quote to a friend. George Bernard Shaw


The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism. -Norman Brenner


Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. ~ Bill Cosby


I could do errands.. but who wants to do that!


What the heart gives away is never gone ... It is kept in the hearts of others.


What do you call a man with only half a brain? Gifted.


It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. ~ Dave Barry


We attract people who are reflections of ourselves. So beware of anyone who wants to be with you when you're an emotional wreck.


Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts! ~ Anonymous


Learning from your own mistakes is the biggest mistake you can make. Carefully observe the stupidity of others and learn from theirs instead


Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. ~ Marguerite Duras


Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~ Charles Schulz


It takes a long time to become young. ~ Pablo Picasso


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