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@dave_alive

I'm an old software dev. Meme fan. Politically unaffiliated. Married. AI curious. Fitness geek. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Eclectic interests.

Instead of proposing to give us back some of our money that you took from us in tariffs as a stimulus check, perhaps you could just not take it from us in the first place...


I have an idea: if nobody passes a budget, the last budget passed automatically goes into effect, so they have to pass a budget if they want to change it. No shutdown opportunity to hold the public hostage.


CNBC really out here saying 'This is what the jobs report probably would have said.'


The daily show supercuts of Eric Adams sound bytes are too funny to be true. God bless real life sometimes.


Go ahead, tell me I should smile more.

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If life is truly abundant in the universe and quick to form when the conditions are right... We might be able to find a second instance of life right here on Earth that formed independently from the kind that we are.


we're talking 'the old logo' too.

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An anti-spam call screening tool is only as good as your caller ID. (Which is not very.) You may correctly identify and block a call as spam, but if it spoofs a different number tomorrow, you may as well not have.


Some good news for a change

Big cancer breakthrough University of Florida scientists just erased deadly brain tumors using an mRNA cancer vaccine. In just 48 hours, it reprogrammed patients immune systems to attack glioblastoma. Built from each patientโ€™s own tumor cells + delivered via lipidโ€ฆ

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University of Florida scientists just erased deadly brain tumors using an mRNA cancer vaccine.

In just 48 hours, it reprogrammed patients immune systems to attack glioblastoma.

Built from each patientโ€™s own tumor cells + delivered via lipidโ€ฆ


Have you ever seen just one singular "Mathematic"? Neither have I. That's why it's not 'maths.'


Some people never learn that if a story ends "I guess you had to be there" that you shouldn't tell it.


The advent of agentic browsers is going to make it that much easier for click fraud. Could it be this is the beginning of the end for the ad-supported internet?


Remember the good old days of losing $5,000? You had to put on pants, drive to a casino, and endure the judgmental stares of strangers. Not anymore! Mobile sports betting has arrived to revolutionize self-loathing. You can now achieve that same soul-crushing sense of loss in theโ€ฆ


Prince Andrew gave up his royal titles today after the whole Epstein thingy. Did nobody tell him that it's just a democrat hoax?


Not to say I told you so about retaliation from China over tariffs, but I did tell you so. You can make them angrier with more retaliatory measures, but that isn't going to refine your rare earths. The best option is to DROP THE TARIFFS entirely and go back to normal.


Wither Carmen Sandiego?

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Lol, no. Sorry. I am not subscribing to your personal content, anon. I don't give a rats ass how many followers you have on Twitter.


if you need to cough and laugh at the same time, that can be hilariously embarrassing. but if you need to burp and sneeze at the same time... look the fuck out.


Trump wants to declare war on the cartels so he can claim wartime emergency powers. It's already illegal to smuggle drugs. You don't need emergency powers to enforce it.


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