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Dave Beattie

@daveyb82

Mediocre Web developer. Cat parent. Occasional film enjoyer.

Coca Cola's ai slop can go fuck itself. Best Xmas advert of the season, instant good mood.

Bet you didn't think you'd see Wallace in his underwear today? 😅 A new #BarbourChristmas film with national treasures Wallace & Gromit? That’s just grand. #WallaceandGromit



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Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?


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I know people are dunking on Coca-Cola for using AI, but even haters have to admit that this is a great ad for Pepsi

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Trying to decide which Batman movie I should watch tonight

the_whar's tweet image. Trying to decide which Batman movie I should watch tonight

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Huh HuH HUh

raptron1978's tweet image. Huh HuH HUh

Chopped garlic is on 3 for 2 so shopping like I am prepping to kick the shit out of some draculas

daveyb82's tweet image. Chopped garlic is on 3 for 2 so shopping like I am prepping to kick the shit out of some draculas

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You can't blame Disney money for Space Babies.


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See, that could totally be a robot in disguise. Doesn’t stand out at all.


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I feel 150 years old reading this.

OliverJia1014's tweet image. I feel 150 years old reading this.

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Tearing down the setting of a horror film criticizing American consumerism and brain dead people walking around the mall like zombies being replaced by a Walmart solidifies in my mind we live in the stupidest timeline.

Walmart purchased the Monroeville Mall, the filming location of George A. Romero's original DAWN OF THE DEAD, and they plan to demolish the iconic piece of horror history within the next two years: bloody-disgusting.com/the-further/39…



Delusional

Jason Blum says “something really cool” is happening in horror right now, thanks to Jordan Peele’s ‘GET OUT’ “When we started, horror was for weirdos; it was not for mainstream filmmakers. If you were the star directing student at NYU, you were making a movie for Sundance and…

FilmUpdates's tweet image. Jason Blum says “something really cool” is happening in horror right now, thanks to Jordan Peele’s ‘GET OUT’

“When we started, horror was for weirdos; it was not for mainstream filmmakers. If you were the star directing student at NYU, you were making a movie for Sundance and…
FilmUpdates's tweet image. Jason Blum says “something really cool” is happening in horror right now, thanks to Jordan Peele’s ‘GET OUT’

“When we started, horror was for weirdos; it was not for mainstream filmmakers. If you were the star directing student at NYU, you were making a movie for Sundance and…


Whowolf whywolf whatwolf

daveyb82's tweet image. Whowolf whywolf whatwolf

Got an advert for National Express on Tubi in the middle of a film about a broken down train under seige by werewolves. Canniest ad buy next to a durex ad in the middle of Adolescence


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My very old man Taylor Swift take: I'm fairly sure she owes the Pixies some royalties for that new song "Isn't It Romantic," at least based on the very broad new rules of what counts as "interpolation" that she herself has legally enforced.


Largest NYC subway campaign ever Happening now

AviSchiffmann's tweet image. Largest NYC subway campaign ever

Happening now


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phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.


This looks like a really not great project to try to pivot Star Wars back to cinemas with. Just looks like another season of Mandalorian

The first trailer for ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’ has been released. In theaters on May 22, 2026.



Netflix is reportedly considering placing a bid to buy Warner Bros (Source: @DylanByers/@PuckNews)

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. Netflix is reportedly considering placing a bid to buy Warner Bros

(Source: @DylanByers/@PuckNews)
DiscussingFilm's tweet image. Netflix is reportedly considering placing a bid to buy Warner Bros

(Source: @DylanByers/@PuckNews)


‘The Batman 2’ is titled ‘THE BATMAN - PART II’. The film releases on October 3, 2025.

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. ‘The Batman 2’ is titled ‘THE BATMAN - PART II’.

The film releases on October 3, 2025.


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