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David Flatman

@davidflatman

A man's man, with a hint of lavender. Do contact [email protected] with any security/rythmic dance enquiries.

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🚨 New columnist alert 🚨 The incomparable @davidflatman has joined @TheXV growing stable of writers. Here he waxes lyrical on the personal pain of Test non-selection and Eddie Jones' idiosyncrasies 🏉 thexv.rugby/2020/10/22/sel…



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Rugby and telly megastar (his words) @davidflatman reckons @BathRugby will win the Prem again this season and that @Ben_spencer9 is "simply brilliant" in an interview with @TonyRedondo5 of Cosmos Currency Exchange.

🗣️ “I wouldn’t be shocked with four wins this Autumn.” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 David Flatman weighs in on ‘mega’ England back-row option and predicts ‘dripping’ Prem winners planetrugby.com/news/david-fla…



Not enough bald Lions these days. Game’s gone lads. 👨‍🦲 So I’ve picked my All-Time Bald Lions XV @bld_bro - and it’s decent. Happy with it like? #ad #bldbro #nohairdontcare #Lions2025


Just whack a pea-sized amount on and you’ll be moisturised, mattified and - most importantly - protected for the day, just like little old bald me. Stay safe in the sun y’all ☀️ #ad #spf #bldbro


REVEAL TIME 👀 Jusss jokesssss obvy… I’ve been bald most of my adult life… and still am. No Hair. Don’t Care. That’s why I’m proud to be an ambassador for @bld_bro - the very best skincare for baldies like me. Keep those lids safe in the sun, fellas 👊 ☀️ #ad #cueball


Had to be done… been hairless too long. And as my late Nana always asked in situations like this: What would Meatloaf do?

davidflatman's tweet image. Had to be done… been hairless too long. And as my late Nana always asked in situations like this: What would Meatloaf do?

Now this man will be hard to replace. Machine.

𝙀𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧 Thank you JL, it’s been an absolute honour to watch you in a Sharks jersey over the years! One of the hardest hitters who leaves everything out on the field week in, week out. You will be hugely missed on and off the field. Read more here 👉…

SaleSharksRugby's tweet image. 𝙀𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧

Thank you JL, it’s been an absolute honour to watch you in a Sharks jersey over the years!

One of the hardest hitters who leaves everything out on the field week in, week out. You will be hugely missed on and off the field.

Read more here 👉…


So good. Recommended by @BenKay5 with good reason. 🤓

Thread: How Come Adam Radwan Scores More Tries Now? It might sound simple, but how come Radwan is scoring more tries for the Tigers than he did with the Falcons? The answer is more complicated than you think and heavily impacts recruitment. Data by @Oval_Insights 1)

SamLStandsUp's tweet image. Thread: How Come Adam Radwan Scores More Tries Now?

It might sound simple, but how come Radwan is scoring more tries for the Tigers than he did with the Falcons? The answer is more complicated than you think and heavily impacts recruitment.

Data by @Oval_Insights 

1)
SamLStandsUp's tweet image. Thread: How Come Adam Radwan Scores More Tries Now?

It might sound simple, but how come Radwan is scoring more tries for the Tigers than he did with the Falcons? The answer is more complicated than you think and heavily impacts recruitment.

Data by @Oval_Insights 

1)


I'm supporting @MNDoddie5 who are trying to raise £25,000 for their "Doddie's Grand Tour - Team London Scottish" campaign. You can join their campaign or make a donation on their @giveasyoulive page > donate.giveasyoulive.com/campaign/londo…


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So many talking points ahead of the #GuinnessM6N 👀 Watch @davidflatman & @Claire_GThomas discuss Ireland & England in-depth on our YouTube channel now 👇 youtu.be/sBKO3Ocfahw


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With a certain amount of trepidation, I'm posting this open letter to @elonmusk, someone I have admired, but who, right now, is causing me concern. I know I'm not alone in thinking these thoughts. Please like or repost if you're willing... And Elon, if you're listening, please…

TEDchris's tweet image. With a certain amount of trepidation, I'm posting this open letter to @elonmusk, someone I have admired, but who, right now, is causing me concern. I know I'm not alone in thinking these thoughts. Please like or repost if you're willing...  And Elon, if you're listening, please…

Sale look absolutely the full ticket in Bristol. What a turnaround from last week for the Bears. Not sure I’ve seen owt like it. And the Curry boys look like they were scientifically created with rugby union in mind. Machines.


Tesla door handles. Rubbish. You shouldn’t have to work out how to open a car door. I see too many folks confused as they try to board their Ubers and it ain’t right!


Agreed. No hyperbole here.

Premiership back in stellar fashion. Bristol are giving one of the greatest displays of attacking rugby the league has seen, at Quins. Breathtaking.



An outrageous game at The Stoop. Bristol rampant, utterly relentless, targeted. Looked brilliantly coached in attack, not just chucking it about. 10 of them could have won POTM… 🐻


Careful. I mooted this idea on the @jimhamilton4 podcast and got plenty of what I believe they call ‘pelters’ on here… might have been a good sign…

Sam, I have been writing about the abolition of the jackal for years. Current players cannot envisage a game without it.



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The current "beef" between the All Blacks and Ireland told through "The Shining". Starring Johnny Sexton and Reiko Ioane #IREvNZL


Also, Genge and Will Stuart immense today. Proper good. Bye now!


Don’t tweet too much these days but I’ll tweet to say this: Twickenham was incredible today. Best I’ve heard it, maybe ever. Primarily as it was such a mega game, but also because the fans being able to hear the ref took it up a notch. Cunningham-South + Sititi = Box Office.


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Who’s ready for Season 8?! ⁦@TomShanklin⁩ ⁦@davidflatmanpodcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/fla…


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Great shifts from Flats and Topsy, but don’t fear - new show “Gallagher @premrugby Unleashed” debuts on @ITV this Wednesday @ 11.45am - and online on @ITVX



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