The What We Do in the Shadows press conference has suffered a zoom error so every reporter in the zoom is named "Stephen" and there's no way to change it so they have to just keep calling out "Stephen" and hope someone answers this is the best thing that's happened in weeks
Grandfather, why do we eat the crabs now? I asked my Grandfather the same question, Penny What did he say? He got this far away look and said "The crabs must be eaten." That's it? That's it. That's all he said. Except... Except? Except when he said it...he looked scared.
Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Lochness, goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience. Question, what do these things all have in common?
Buttoning a shirt is a miserable progress bar because once it completes I have to put pants on.
Question to son at bedtime: so what book do you want to read Son: so what poop do you want to eat
They buried their gods long ago; long enough their descendants no longer recognize the headstones. Your father was a miner. Was. He was one of the first to die: a disease of the blood, they said. He must have contracted it from the mines.
going wild on the brass in the atrium today. clarions, piccolo trumpets, the works. flugelhorn on its way. tootling straight to god's house. gathered cotillion just loving it, director giving me the thumbs-up from the mezzanine
son, when a man and a woman love each other very much, they want to send each other messages. let’s call one of them Bob and the other one Alice. Bob would like to establish a secure way to send messages to Alice, so first Bob finds a large prime number
i still can't believe the martha stewart oil tweet doesn't even say oil, it's "oii" with a capital i. everything i've ever known is a fucking lie
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