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@ddevonneSwift

I just really like food, cats, Arnold Palmer, nerdy movies, and comic books.

Roger Goodell (@nflcommish): Set Consistent Punishment Guidelines for NFL Players Who Commit Violence Against Women change.org/p/roger-goodel…


Hey @Kroger, it’s not OK to allow people to openly carry guns in your stores! #GroceriesNotGuns act.everytown.org/act/kroger-pet… via @Everytown


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"My mom hasn't let me watch tv since Miley Cyrus twerked" - Natalie. Hahaha #FallonTonight


I forgot to bring toilet paper with. We had nothing to wipe with while we stayed in our condo on a secluded island... #VacationFail


My brother had to pee on my ankle after I got stung by a jellyfish because we were told it would help w/ the sting. It didn't. #VacationFail


Was excited for my vacation on the ocean so I could finally get a tan. It rained the whole time beacuse of Hurricane Bertha #VacationFail


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I messed up 30 degrees Fahrenheit with 30 degrees centigrade so I ended up wearing uggs in mid heat. #VacationFail


I ate a little too much seafood last week in North Carolina and ended up puking on a hot surfer I was flirting with #VacationFail


"@edsheeran: Selfie with a falcon coz I'm about that life instagram.com/p/oTzUhmEpNT/" sAME


will someone please pray for me i have sp much homework


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my mom just walked in rapping pitbull and i told her to leave thanks


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my reply to michaels tweet to me makes me laugh every time I READ THE PARAGRAPH ABOUT CEREAL IN HEALTH CLASS THAT DAY

lauryuh's tweet image. my reply to michaels tweet to me makes me laugh every time I READ THE PARAGRAPH ABOUT CEREAL IN HEALTH CLASS THAT DAY

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THE MAN WHO SAVED MY LIFE ACKNOWLEDGED ME


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@ddlovato THIS HASHTAG IS THE MOST COMMENTED THIS YEAR IT'S THE FIRST TREND FOR MORE THAN 7 HOURS! 😁❤️ #DEMIBRAZILCANTWAITTOSEEYOU 14


wait i dont think i used the word arousing in the right context


I just made an arousing discovery about myself


"@TheVampsCon: Playing football ahhh loving it http://t.co/kny9LdDRKN" um sir i think u might mean basketball not football

ddevonneSwift's tweet image. "@TheVampsCon: Playing football ahhh loving it http://t.co/kny9LdDRKN" um sir i think u might mean basketball not football

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*gets 5 retweets* Me:

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Me:

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i was a celebrity before taylor tho

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