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Personal Reminder: This is the Duniya and things will not always go your way, no matter how hard you tried. Strive for the Akhirah


I see Godzilla what does that mean? 🌚

If your left brained you see an eagle, if your right brained you see a tortoise. What do you see?

Geniustechw's tweet image. If your left brained you see an eagle, if your right brained you see a tortoise. What do you see?


#ArtetaOut how can you let Slavia Prague record a shot on target? This is unacceptable 😂😂😂 #SLAARS


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Income Tax was introduced in 1799 as a temporary measure during The Napoleonic Wars but it was never removed, so I guess the Napoleonic Wars are still raging somewhere right? ... right?


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Nothing to do with the fact that Nigeria sits on 37 billion barrels of oil reserves, of course.

"The United States cannot stand by while such atrocities are happening in Nigeria, and numerous other Countries. We stand ready, willing, and able to save our Great Christian population around the World!" - PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

WhiteHouse's tweet image. "The United States cannot stand by while such atrocities are happening in Nigeria, and numerous other Countries. We stand ready, willing, and able to save our Great Christian population around the World!" - PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP


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That's a peninsula, not an island. An island is totally surrounded by water, but a peninsula is mostly surrounded by water and connected to the mainland on one side.



So how many gtbank x accounts do I want to forward my complaints to? 😂🤣🤣🤣. U people spammers/scammers should try harder biko 🤣🤣🤣

@gtbank just keep deducting money from my account for various alerts that I don't get until a week later. If you would charge me for a service, at least make sure you are giving me optimum value for it.



Be yourself, everyone else is already taken!


One pattern I’ve seen in paternity fraud cases: 90% of Nigerian men who find out the child isn’t theirs after a DNA test abandon the child. So, you spent years raising a child, built emotional bond, and now you want to throw away all that love and care? Law or no law, your…



He is the brother to sister Jane Doe, their father Doe owns Acme Corp. They speak Lorem Ipsum 🤣🤣🤣

I'm tired of pretending who is John Doe?

fidexcode's tweet image. I'm tired of pretending who is John Doe?


If this is real

The first batch of the DESTROYED model jacket sold by Balenciaga for $950 sold out in 24 hours.



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disappear do math study physics learn to code come back stronger this video heals.

Hesamation's tweet image. disappear
do math
study physics 
learn to code
come back stronger
this video heals.

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Problem solved #Resharper Convert Anonymous to Named Type refactoring jetbrains.com/help/resharper…


We warned you didn’t we 😎

All over against Arsenal.

OfficialBHAFC's tweet image. All over against Arsenal.


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@DapoAbiodunCON Hope you can see this? With the Lamba you gave us in your previous post!

Atan–Ado Odo, Alapoti Road, Ogun State, but the governor is announcing a ₦50 million donation for football.



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Microsoft doesn't want you to know this


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Azure engineers right now……

neoworldlife's tweet image. Azure engineers right now……

Last week, I was like I can Azure you we are not impacted. Today that Azurance is gone through the front door 😂😂😂. IYKYK


This is crazy though, anyway I am off to doing Quantum Computing 😂😂😂

The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership: aka.ms/AAyczj7

Microsoft's tweet image. The next chapter of the Microsoft–OpenAI partnership: aka.ms/AAyczj7


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