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I decided to stop telling jokes and just post mild coincidences.
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Ah yes, the two genders: civic and F-150
I like that this is a car metaphor because it's men who are really struggling to grasp this
Matthew Boynton went to have dinner with a colleague at Waffle House. He received a text from his wife Jessica that said “I can’t do this anymore. Take care of the children. Please tell them I love them everyday. I have been suffering for a while now and no one has noticed...
i always quote “sorry i was stimming” and NO ONE ever knows what i’m talking about 😭😭
What viral video makes you laugh no matter how many times you watch it? Mine is ‘bye driver’
Idk what my favorite game is about but there’s a lot of flapping in the wind to chill tunes. It’s all vibes and takes you on a journey, man
video games are a sick facsimile of war made for broken men to play in place of conquering their own natures and then the hearts of women… disgusting
this is horrid. based on reported symptoms, i am about 80% sure that the chemical these students were attacked with contained a high concentration of malathion. it is essentially poisonous. these students need justice. Thread 🧵:
“The weird thing about an analysis like this is that you kind of have to gauge what this anime is actually about before you begin to look for supporting instances”
james somerton is who millions of us were watching to LEARN THIS. i actively sought out his videos after Evil Queens to become more literate on queer history, and he stole the knowledge of that history from us. blaming queer youth for james somerton’s plagiarism is ridiculous.
how did 300,000+ gay people not realize this james somerton guy was plagiarizing THE CELLULOID CLOSET im sorry but us young gays have GOT to become more culturally literate in our own history thats insane
Has anyone verified that James Somerton actually attended Carleton University and “received a degree in media production, a Bachelor of Business Administration (major in marketing, minor in IT), and …Masters of Business Administration”?
The Taylor Swift Devil is just the White Devil, no need to be demure about it
the four horseman if chainsaw man were set in 2023: -SITUATIONSHIP DEVIL -VAPING DEVIL -COVID DEVIL -TAYLOR SWIFT DEVIL.
My cat tries to rip my socks off every time he sees me wearing them. As soon as they’re off he’s chill and does not care about my foot or the socks. Little man wants to set my piggies free
Since I began taking sleeping pills, I have woken up in the middle of the night: - screaming at full volume - laughing so hard I cried - walking up stairs in a dream - suffocating because I tried to eat my pillow Laughing awake wasn’t so bad but I wish I remembered the jokes
Omg, the symbolism in these panels…
Paradise Lost (Gustave Doré, 1890) vs Chainsaw Man Chapter 81 (not technically a painting but i wanted to include it anyway)
Doja Cat’s outfit for the Scarlet Tour is serving George Clooney’s batsuit and I cannot get enough of it
All I want for Christmas is Stephanie Meyer to write “Made in Heaven: Twilight Reimagined” with 2 misguided boys plotting to take over the world, Pinky & the Brain style
As we've long expected, the State of Georgia today issued a RICO indictment against 60+ activists and others in their latest attempt at shutting down the right to protest in Atlanta. Three Solidarity Fund organizers are included in this indictment. [thread]
The spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp, but it’s my 2 cats bonking heads while playing with a string
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