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Dylan Eckstein

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Trey: *Sits in my car with his legs up for 5 minutes “Why am I in the birthing position?”


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His hair WACK. HIS SHARINGAN WACK. HIS CHIDORI WACK. THE WAY HIS FAMILIES DEAD WACK. THE WAY HE SUCKED OROCHIMARU FOR GLOW WACK. ME IM NARUTO UZUMAKI. IM TIGHT ASF

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WACK. HIS SHARINGAN WACK. HIS CHIDORI WACK. THE WAY HIS FAMILIES DEAD WACK. THE WAY HE SUCKED OROCHIMARU FOR GLOW WACK. ME IM NARUTO UZUMAKI. IM TIGHT ASF

If you’re having a bad day just remember. Patrick Stewart played the poop emoji.


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In other news, my @netflix show comes out September 15th! #whodrewthedicks

From @Netflix and Funny Or Die comes an 8-part series detailing the most puzzling criminal investigation you've ever seen. #WhoDrewTheDicks



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Netflix announces true crime satire, American Vandal share.ew.com/fKL9n98


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So it's official our client @realChadJohnson is a contestant on Celebrity Big Brother UK!

unleashedtalent's tweet image. So it's official our client @realChadJohnson is a contestant on Celebrity Big Brother UK!

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RT this Rocky Road No-Bake Cheesecake & we'll donate 1 meal to help #FeedtheWorld2017. kraft.us/2o7uncT

myfoodandfamily's tweet image. RT this Rocky Road No-Bake Cheesecake  & we'll donate 1 meal to help #FeedtheWorld2017. kraft.us/2o7uncT

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I don't care how good your food is, if you charge me for refills I am never coming back


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IT’S HERE! Our brand new single #OneNightOnly is available everywhere now!! Have a listen: smarturl.it/OneNightOnly

TheStruts's tweet image. IT’S HERE! Our brand new single #OneNightOnly is available everywhere now!! Have a listen: smarturl.it/OneNightOnly

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Pancakes for life @DennysDiner

TheStruts's tweet image. Pancakes for life @DennysDiner

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I DONT CARE IF MONDAY'S BLUE TUESDAY'S GRAY AND WEDNESDAY TOO THURSDAY I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU ITS

liwfie's tweet image. I DONT CARE IF MONDAY'S BLUE
TUESDAY'S GRAY AND WEDNESDAY TOO
THURSDAY I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU
ITS

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New single #OneNightOnly coming 7.14.17 😎

TheStruts's tweet image. New single #OneNightOnly coming 7.14.17 😎

Me: Hey dana where'd you get that hat Her: (looks around and whispers) You know that really sketchy store? Hot topic?


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