ʽʽ ͏ ͏ ͏ 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙖𝙢 ͏ ͏ ͏ 𝖕𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭.
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⠀⠀⠀⺌͏⠀⠀⠀⁎⠀⠀⠀and⠀⠀⠀just ⠀⠀⠀for ⠀⠀⠀ⓐ ⠀𝖘econd⠀⠀⠀!͟!⠀⠀⠀⁀⁀⠀⠀⠀i ⠀⠀⠀could be ⠀⠀⠀𝓸ne⠀⠀⠀of⠀⠀⠀ the ⠀⠀⠀𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙨 ⠀⠀⠀༉
ㅤ looks like i found my pen just in time to sign some papers for your dismissal . ㅤ
ㅤ passing this around the office . ㅤ
ㅤ likewise . hopefully , next time we’ll be able to talk over something nicer than those poorly cooked chicken–samples .
ㅤ some senators truly can’t negotiate their way out of their own ass . and here i am forced to discuss foreign policy with these idiots . ㅤ
⠀⠀ ̷͏.⠀guys—— my university schedule got sort of changed a bit so now i have much more free time HEHEHE coming back in here strong as ever , i promise !!
ㅤ no—— i won because my opponent got finger banged in the ass by a lawsuit on the week of the elections ; let’s be real , here . ㅤ
ㅤ and who’s never complained about anything in their lives ? it’s natural , you know ? we can’t all be ice queens … besides , healthy fighting keeps the relationship as fresh as a newborn baby . ㅤ
you actually 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 but fine — if you want to do this . i’ve known you how many years now ? been there the entire time you complained about men in general . now you want to play pretend housewife .
ㅤ honestly—— i didn’t even think i’d win , for starters . ㅤ
ㅤ let’s . i have some time to spare . ㅤ
ㅤ ㅤ she just remembered she has to do this ㅤ ( being the president ) for three more ㅤ years . do not approach —— she might ㅤ be having an existential crisis . ㅤ
⠀⠀ ̷͏.⠀i promise i’m not dead … first two weeks back to college are always tough but i’ll be back to annoy you all tomorrow !!
ㅤ and who’s worthy of me , then ? according to you . ㅤ
ᅠ if putting “respect” on his name means pretending he’s worthy of you ˛ i’d rather bite my tongue off right now . ᅠ
ㅤ somebody find me their addresses , please . for … research purposes , of course . ㅤ
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