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they should make a sleep where it feels like you’ve slept
if you’ve made it all of 2025 without it come claim your ⭐️
y’all be pregnant nd using a vibr@tor then wonder why your kid be stuttering
getting pried out by the jaws of life after getting my whole arm stuck in the cannabis amnesty box
it’s so amazing when you’re handwriting and you get to a word with two t’s and you get to do one big line across for both of them. life can be amazing occasionally though also still very painful
a few rounds into strip poker and it’s becoming increasingly clear i’m wearing a bomb vest
Offset & JID perform "Bodies" with Drowning Pool on The Tonight Show🔥
Finding Family Guy on your hotel TV is like pulling a ray gun from the box
can’t believe we opted for 1984 dystopia (surveillance and denial of historical fact) and Fahrenheit 451 dystopia (erosion of literacy) instead of Brave New World dystopia (everyone gets fucked up on government-sanctioned drugs and goes to the movies all the time)
They should make flavored gun barrels
when someone jumps onto tracks, 5,000 people are delayed across the network. each of these 5,000 people would have paid $1 to avoid 20 minutes of delay and the jumper might not have jumped if they had an extra $5k. thats where new my ai startup, JumpPay, comes into the picture.
huge day for those of us who've never used chatgpt and also have superiority complexes
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