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i don't believe in microphones


i just had the sad realization that my wife is not coming back


have you ever noticed that The Price Is Right has really good music


im a fuckign cooker man


MY HAIR IS A FLOOD PLEASE HELP


roses are red violence is blue im not emo im not emo


at least you won't break my dignity


i just had some nice refreshing cardboard for dinner


i can't say i've tried a girl's sweater


dogs make me tired, except they actually don't and i have no idea what i'm saying


i'll fight you at air hockey


learning about communism: Soviet Things!


I bathe with my clothes on


oh that makes some sende


words difficult. don't like englih.


i'm still asking myself why i bought tights yesterday


"i refuse to believe that venus fly traps and giraffes are real"


*horrible screeching noises*


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