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Navel Gazer

@delayllama

Hey... Is this thing on? Hello?

You've had a rough life? Yeah well, I've been trapped in a meeting with no wifi or cell signal, so... yeah. I can relate.


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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I've never ever started a lawnmower.


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I've accidentally knocked out people in close proximity of me when trying to open my velcro wallet


I look forward to the day when 'the man' trusts me enough to unpush elevator buttons.


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