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tim myers

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Does anyone know of any intern opportunities? I have a super smart college student looking for an opportunity. He’s looking for something for the summer, winter break, etc. If you want to drop your company below he’ll see them. You can DM me as well.


Made the mistake of logging back in after a few months.

denvercoder's tweet image. Made the mistake of logging back in after a few months.

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When you're trying to be quiet in a public bathroom.


To stop a bad dog with a gun you need a good dog with a gun.

Dog Shoots Owner 😨



Listen to what this MF says, see if you catch it. The AUDACITY. 😧


This has said “2 hours and 37 minutes” for about 20 minutes.

denvercoder's tweet image. This has said “2 hours and 37 minutes” for about 20 minutes.

Boss: “Why did you name this variable ‘buoy’?” Me: Because it was a float. #DadJokeDotNet


Me waiting for my government to tell me how to eat, how to fuck, and how to pray.


Felons in 2024: “Background Check?”


'Merica


Me when a recipe says “1 clove of garlic”.

denvercoder's tweet image. Me when a recipe says “1 clove of garlic”.

A lot of blood, sweat, and tears go into these things. 🤨

Carving, what a beautiful hobby



Is “Kapow” South African for “It didn’t work”? 🤔


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Sallow Moth featured on Bandcamp Daily for best October Metal releases. Usually LPs are highlighted, so this feels extra special. Glad to have brought back the project, especially with a fresh perspective. Stay tuned for the full length that follows this EP!

gonemage's tweet image. Sallow Moth featured on Bandcamp Daily for best October Metal releases. Usually LPs are highlighted, so this feels extra special. Glad to have brought back the project, especially with a fresh perspective. 

Stay tuned for the full length that follows this EP!

Watch this whole video to the end or we can’t be friends.

スッキリですね😇



If John Wick was a spokesperson for Suave Shampoo.

Mark Zuckerberg as John Wick for Halloween.

PopCrave's tweet image. Mark Zuckerberg as John Wick for Halloween.


It’s hard to get “Comedy/Parody/Satire” when their whole existence is a joke.

My man got em ALL with this one 🤣 HOW DO Y’ALL NOT UNDERSTAND COMEDY/PARODY/SATIRE?? lol

CoreyRForrester's tweet image. My man got em ALL with this one 🤣

HOW DO Y’ALL NOT UNDERSTAND COMEDY/PARODY/SATIRE??  lol


Me giving a Cybersecurity lecture.


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