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Derek Helmick

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"Even as President I'm a farcically incompetent, Mr. Magoo level criminal. So, basically trustworthy." -Trump 2024


Hey @MarkLeibovich, the kindle edition formatting of TYFYS is completely messed up. There’s no real way to get in touch with Amazon but flip through ch 7/8/9. Multiple devices and whole sentences are missing.


Anyone from #AWS wafv2 team around and could maybe explain why the same API call from the console seems to work but not through the API directly? gist.github.com/thatderek/228e… Perhaps some eventual consistency issue?


Legit. Watch @ABlinken on @frontlinepbs’ channel. 2 hours of straight up coherence.


16 oz to a pound, 20 more to a key: I will have much to explain to my offspring.


EKS Fargate FluentBit container is brilliant. Troubleshooting misconfiguration is another story.


Things I care about for the duration of exactly 1 run: wait, did Kanye actually work at Gap?


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You’d be an... *puts on sunglasses* enterprise sockitect


There are circles of people. The one containing people who 0% like this must be so small.

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS COFFEE ADVERTISEMENT



The week of a new Star War: stay off of everything everywhere. There be spoilers.


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Absolutely screaming at this @Washingtonpost photo caption

juliamacfarlane's tweet image. Absolutely screaming at this @Washingtonpost photo caption

Thanksgiving doesn't hold a candle to Spotify's On Repeat playlist when it comes to gluttony.


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When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tables filled with smart, powerful men and Michelle said, “You realize pretty quickly that a lot of them aren’t that smart.” I think about that quote every single day.


Great work @spotify on the appletv integration; now please make the podcast player not a bolted sadness machine.


Flexible, managed, and super cheap. This has been a strange week but I think it ends with having gone from few opinions about cicd systems (read: they're all annoying) to enthusiastic supporter of @awscloud CodeBuild.


I probably don’t have to find the perfect gifs to put in my readme’s; but like, if I don’t, who will?


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