no guys that’s not me i swear guys
@desippointed
former gifted child; current emotional wreck
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update: the white chick’s reading was right i’m scared
college is all about getting the whitest chick you can find to read your tarot
today is the second time a white person has asked me if my parents beat me
nothing says december in massachusetts like a pina colada
i am so sane and normal actually i am the most normal person in this exam room rn
you don’t want a gay best friend, you want a skinny white guy to follow you around and appropriate AAVE
college is all about getting the whitest chick you can find to read your tarot
no i love when i bump into an old tinder date at therapy no it’s fine
college kids are so easy to please i got this girl a loaf of bread for christmas and she hugged me four times
im gonna come back next sem as the most androgynous being u have ever seen. and then u will be sorry
overheard on campus today: guy 1: “what’s your personal hell?” guy 2: “white women telling me about their tattoos.”
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my friends told me i dress like yung gravy i’m crying don’t hmu
i just made biryani nobody can touch me i am so sexy and invincible and immortal
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