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The only brand name my child will wear is crocs ™


I’m very simple. In the brain. But not because I desire to be so.


I knew it was all downhill when at the age of 11 the coscto checkout guy whispered to my mother that I was a bit too cynical for my age after eavesdropping on our conversation


facewash for the week 👉👈

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Yeah babe I still like you it's just the way you almost killed us in oncoming traffic kinda threw me off but yeah we're good


Just passed a literal chicken on the side of the road. Unrelated, I have a new pet.


“You’re not even done w Q1 of your life” dang coach put me on the bench bc I’m tIRED


Me waiting for my food to heat up in the microwave


The speed in which I leave zoom meetings is unparalleled. Halfway through goodbye and I’m already long gone


Sending food pics is my love language


If one more man tells me “don’t be stressed u can always just give up and make an onlyfans” I will prob end up in jail for murder


Y am I trippin over men on TikTok w nose piercings and earrings at 2 am ? I have to be up early pls allow me peace


Confused bc I too am half Filipina yet look nothing like this. A little upset I didnt luck out.

shay mitchell

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Men’s toes should be illegal


I’m done making myself accessible to those who do not deserve me or my time. Peace love happiness. I’m out.


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Someone just lured you into a wine cellar and bricked you up in the wall. Your last saved meme is your reaction.



Some of y’all never sat in uncomfy positions for extended periods of time to eavesdrop on ur parents while they gossip about you and it shows


Actually I don’t recommend this course of action. Been there. Done that.

i hate this pandemic, if i wanted to waste my early 20s i would have dated a frat guy.



I would like to be friends with whoever runs the @Potbelly account


I can’t stop thinking about peanut butter


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