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“the amount of mormon backflips I saw…”


my parents need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps if I’m gonna become a nepo baby by 35


when all of you guys were talking about pushing p I thought you had bladder infections


cocker spaniel is such a 90s dog


i’m so sad that david lynch didn’t get to see the severance s2 finale


happy birthday @cyber_minka !!! I hope all of your ac villagers gift you things that aren’t useless 💌🌷🌞


I should be allowed to work remotely because my at-home lunches would be sooooo good. just imagine the sandwiches I could create


lookin fer stuff + found stuff + bf with parents’ new dog + snoopy bag. happy holiday break phone people

deviledplague's tweet image. lookin fer stuff + found stuff + bf with parents’ new dog + snoopy bag. happy holiday break phone people
deviledplague's tweet image. lookin fer stuff + found stuff + bf with parents’ new dog + snoopy bag. happy holiday break phone people
deviledplague's tweet image. lookin fer stuff + found stuff + bf with parents’ new dog + snoopy bag. happy holiday break phone people
deviledplague's tweet image. lookin fer stuff + found stuff + bf with parents’ new dog + snoopy bag. happy holiday break phone people

christmas and halloween are the best holidays because of all the colors, shapes, textures, and materials


my cats just over here purring happy as can be like. bitch this is election night! you are not taking this shit serious 🙄


couldn’t think of words and just called steakhouse funyuns onion steak-os


the warmth and weight of my laptop functions as a heating pad for my cramps. scrolling is good for me, actually


brought leftovers today

deviledplague's tweet image. brought leftovers today

mr president i frew up,


sometimes a mr goodbar and white cheddar popcorn can be dinner


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