go.bdsmgalls.net/dawn When are we going to change "til death do us part" to "for the next five years" ?
"Can you spot me, bro?" - Waldo, at the gym go.bdsmgalls.net/shari
Thursday is "date night", when I force my family to eat all the expired food in our fridge. go.bdsmgalls.net/marvin
go.bdsmgalls.net/karin Ancestry.com will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from.
If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/aline
shorturl.xaijo.com/joni Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.
tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/staci Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".
bitly.xaijo.com/ethel If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, then my illegal logging business is a success.
There's Gold in them teeth! - Prospector in a rap studio bitly.xaijo.com/derrick
I'm surprised Microsoft didn't resurrect Bing Crosby to counter Google's ad. bitly.xaijo.com/ramona
Kedatangan lady Gaga, hanya sebuah ujian kebebasan budaya di Indonesia. Demokrasi yang bebas tapi bertanggung jawab @wideshotmetrotv
Ga sabar buat nunggu OVJ malem ini, buat liat @sule_prikitw. :'D
Turut berduka atas pengorbanan korban sukhoi, semoga keluarga ditabahkan oleh-Nya. @wideshotmetroTV
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