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umesh singh

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


Love: the only game that two can play and both can win.


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Do bad and remember, do good and forget.


When I'm right no-one remembers, when I'm wrong no-one forgets.


it is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.


If colored caterpillars could change their colors constantly could they keep their colored coat colored properly?


Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.


Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.


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Dial #100 for letting your friends aboard know how much you've enjoyed the #tiff12 film festival.First call is #Free bit.ly/SWI7jA


Ulcers are something you get from mountain climbing over molehills.


Sterilise: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.


A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand.


There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.


Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.


If life deals you a lemon, make lemonade.


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#NoteToMyEx Baby I'm too busy fixing me to be chasing you around. #NowPlaying A song I wrote for the one I loved but recently had to let go.


Guests and fish start to stink after two days.


I slit the sheet and the sheet slit me the slit in the sheet was slit by me


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