Devo C
@devo_cook
I write for a living and tweet for no good reason at all. Formerly Super Deluxe, RIP.
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Gather round children and let me tell you the story of how I used to be punk.
DON DRAPER: "We quiero many things. Family, safety, love. But this guy--" (Taps drawing of chihuahua) "There's only one thing he quieros."
Let me go on Subway Takes so I can share my truth that I still think Harry styles spit on Chris Pine
(It is slade tho)
Noel Gallagher talks about his fight with Liam about their favourite Christmas song
People just come on this app and say anything (and get thousands of likes for it)
No one ever does “Iris” by Goo Goo Dolls at Karaoke. You can’t be ironic about it, and the level of emotional intensity it would bring is simply too much to be contained within the social remit of Karaoke. It has a sort of holiness about it which people know not to transgress
You know those pictures that are meant to simulate the experience of having a stroke? That’s what All’s Fair is — vaguely resembles a television show but everything is wrong. I felt like was losing my mind while watching it.
I think children should be allowed to experience cookies even if they are poor
I said this movie is corny and you all yelled at me…
TITANIC's alternate ending is still one of the goofiest things I've ever seen x.com/Todd_Spence/st…
This is deeply relatable I fear
Noel talks about his fight with Liam about their favourite Christmas song
I’ve listened to this clip and read the transcript several times, along with MAGA’s interpretation of it. And honestly, their spin just feels wrong. Kimmel wasn’t saying the shooter was MAGA. What he was pointing out is that MAGA’s first instinct wasn’t to seek truth or…
These are the comments that led to Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air. "The MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them, and doing everything they can to score political points from it, in between the…
Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you have to be a Paul Newman girl or a Robert Redford girl. The answer is both. You can always be both.
He didn't just laugh at Biden. He said anyone who makes such a glaring mistake is unfit for any job, much less President. Then, when they discovered it was Trump who made the error, the goalposts began to morph into something that was somehow favorable to Trump. Just a slip.
I’m not even particularly a fan of Emerald Fennell’s work so far but the people complaining about Wuthering Heights on here sound like the biggest dorks
what's the funniest line delivery of all time and why is it this youtube.com/watch?v=9ViG0l…
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Dumb & Dumber - Lloyd - "Our pets heads are falling off!!"
The longest I’ve ever waited for a Christmas present to pay off. Can’t wait for Sunday
Did I go through all the extra effort of buying and wrapping a bucket hat just to bait her into asking that question so I could make that joke at the end? Yes, yes I did. @oasis @liamgallagher
If Pee-Wees Playhouse was designed by guys who post on LinkedIn instead of Wayne White and Gary Panter
Him ruining our holiday weekend bright and early on truth social tomorrow morning
I won’t fall for this again I lived through the high and comedown of him having Covid
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