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@devontheentity

saying whatever the fuck i want

you and your friends cycles sync me and my friends benders sync


saw wicked pt 2 in 4dx at tcl theatre… the “fire” smell they used legit smelt like DEATH… whose granny were they cremating for that


why some of these drivers photos better than my headshots


my ubers smelly and its pouring outside- bouta make the back seat a pool


leaving the function to lay in bed and dm my best friend reels i just left there cause she wanted to rally and i was vomiting in the bathroom #havefunbestie #besafe


i love to chase tequila with a filthy ass tequila soda


i love being perfectly me:) hehe


poop during “happy birthday” you wont regret it- perfect time, unless they’re your best homie… i guess… take the shit- feels great


forcing ubers to listen to lana the whole ride at 7am


everyone looks the same and everyones gay


people get on their hands and knees on the dirty musty bar floor to bow down to me when i sing karaoke


the amount of men that cat call me by smooching out the window babe you’re gay- well maybe if that was true id actually kiss ya back


boobs is the male equivalent to being tall


AGT and kitchen nightmares this month


if i like a photo and than read the caption and it says some shit about a shein giftcard- unlike


making sure to nut before going to the bar so im nice to men:) but some bitch ass hoe just crashed into the telephone pole and damn BOOM BOOM CLAP THE SOUND OF MY HEART


i dont understand why i cant vape at the airport, its just a dab pen????? it would pair well with my cashews and evian with my bare foot resting on my suitcase


i hate when a driver puts the window up i just put down…your car smells


i just managed to get a @lyft and go through tsa in under an hour and made my flight with 2 minutes to spare


the radio was actually just playing the fame lady gaga and the uber changed it… sir you clearly dont get it


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