Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏
@devops_guru
*devops guru extraordinaire *ruby+javascript+shell wizard *php genius & evangelist (talk shit, get hit) *code made easy, made right *big city living *he/him/god
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Today in Britain the CCP demanded a piano player in a public place to stop filming because they were in the background 😬
Thank you late stage AIDS, I have finally achieved the body of my dreams! #aidsgod
I'm in Boise right now, lots of development going on
I’m the reason they discontinued the @Wendys salad bar
Telling people I got a muffler mod on my ride but really some dingus just stole my catalytic converter. #dingus #boisiecrime #donttouchamanshogorhisridegodbless
You’ll all be sorry when v2 goes live #loadgod #moreloadsmorecodes
Savoring the transcendent symphony of flavors at @iFratelliPizza . Each slice is a testimony to the artistry of authentic Italian craftsmanship, the dough a sonnet, the sauce a sonata, the cheese a sublime aria. This isn't mere pizza - it's an emotional journey. #whereszagodnow
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Barack Obama's mother married his father ( who was married) when 3 months pregnant. She divorced him and married an Indonesian. She abandoned her children with their grandparents. Divorced again. Very unstable That is how Barack Obama became the monster he is today.
In 1967 Obama’s grandfather was arrested for arming badgers and other woodland critters. Many such cases in the HIStory of the Democratic Party! 🦡
There is a time and a place for anime. The place is here. The time is now.
Fuck you, Ken is a saint!
In lands afar, from dusk till dawn, Xi Jinping leads, progress is drawn. A ship sails strong, a course so true, Guiding #China, in skies so blue. Firm in resolve, yet kind in gaze, Steering towards brighter days 🫡🚣♂️ #chinagreat #usisthesuck
Just read “The Times Complete History of the World” and while it was sometimes insightful, I found the lack of criticism of the American governments’ role in the Punic Wars very damning. The CIA has been active for a very long time. Many such cases! #ChinaTourismDay #SlavaChina
Because I was a Fun Guy you pervs!!! 😡
"Big Mushroom" was my nickname in college :smuggo:
In the maze of life, Grussy's my guide, a secret love, I no longer hide. Many may question, few understand, the strange allure of Grussy's hands. Her notes, they dance, in a quirky ballet, their offbeat rhythm, my heart's secret soiree.
I am both a cis straight male and a trans lesbian woman. How you ask? My penis is a shenis. My shenis is a penis.
Need coffee to help you code, but then you have to interrupt flow so you can... flow? Try my new Boisie Codin' Catheter, so you never have to leave the couch or desk when you're in The Zone :sunglasses:
To fuck with your coworkers, start some crazy shit and then gaslight them that it’s not the first time, “Yeah, this is the second annual in-office hot dog ragata. Last years was a hoot”
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