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So #KristiNoem killed the family goat because it was “nasty, mean, disgusting, musky, rancid, stinky, and chased kids”? Sounds like she’s been training her whole life to be #DonaldTrump’s running mate!


Eradicate Israel?? We will remember that, the next time you need someone to stand beside you. You stand with murderers of babies! You stand with people who videotaped the murder of a youth and sent it to his mother! Shame on you, you hypocritical filth.

BLM founder Patrisse Cullors in 2015, calling for the eradication of Israel: “Palestine is our generation’s South Africa…if we don’t step up boldly and courageously to end the imperialist project called Israel, we’re doomed."



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Hamas is urging Gazans citizens to NOT evacuate their homes in the face of warnings and bombings. Their aim is to INCREASE civilian casualties. #HamasisISIS


Just out of curiosity, are there any ads on American TV these days that are NOT about treating plaque psoriasis?


How the hell did #apple miss on the opportunity to call its new device the iSight instead of #applevision ?!?


When your girlfriend or newly-wed wife says “do whatever you want,” stop. Just stop. Think long. Think hard. Don’t do it. When your multi-decade wife says “do what you want,” that’s a free pass. #justsayin


Imagine being such a useless, stupid, toxic, and cluster-fuck of a liar, that even #FoxNews fires your ass.


#ChatGPT has achieved average human intelligence, which is to say it usually understands what you’re asking, is about as (in)accurate as a human with its answers, and like many humans, it lacks the decency to admit when it’s talking out of its ass.


So now some #GOP morons are threatening a retaliatory indictment against various Clinton, Pelosi, Biden’s brother (who?!?), and other Dems. Why can’t they get it through their thick skulls?!? We don’t care! We aren’t cultists like y’all are. If they committed crimes, charge’em!


Dunno what’s more pathetic: #Trump asking for donations after #IndictmentDay, or all the morons jumping to pay a billionaire’s legal fees.


I just found out that biologists say humans are great apes. That’s preposterous!!! Looking at humanity today, id say we’re mediocre apes on a good day, and that’s stretching it.


Which number should I use for referring to Donnie now? 45 (president ordinal)? 34 (counts of felony charges)? 136 (maximum years sentence for all his crimes)? These are things we need to know! #TrumpArraignmentDay


The worst thing about tRump being arrested yesterday is that now I’m gonna have to get used to a whole new number with which to refer to his mangoness.


People who cannot distinguish between language models and consciousness should not pretend to be any kind of authority on #artificalintelligence. Yeesh. #humanstupidity


Dear @usgovt, would you guys mind sharing what it is you think #TikTok does that #Facebook doesn’t do? Note that “failing to line your pockets” isn’t a valid answer. Stop #TikTokBan


Listening to the radio, and Ramblin’ Man is on, and the song says “Rollin’ down Highway 41, just as I’m rolling down US hwy 41. What are the odds?!?


On average, dogs and humans have 3 legs. Some metrics have can be measured, yet have no value when you do so. #projectmanagement


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