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Sometimes I just need to listen to "...And Out Come The Wolves" as loud as fucking possible. Now is one of those times.
Hey @wsb333! I’m in El Centro now and San Diego this week. Let me know all the best Blink things to do for the love of @blink155pod!
While walking to work this morning I almost spit my coffee out hearing @SeanSJordan sliding in "I have a Sriracha hat that I'm calling 'hat sauce'..." on #AllFantasyEverything, DEAD.
gf: "if you were any rap personality who would you be? I'm pretty sure I know the answer..." me: "you're thinking Redman, aren't you?" gf: "YES!" she right.
it's one of these days where you're drinking beer out of a take-away coffee cup at work to make it through the afternoon.
Do👏🏼not👏🏼play👏🏼devil’s👏🏼advocate👏🏼unless👏🏼you👏🏼have👏🏼passed👏🏼the👏🏼bar👏🏼and👏🏼are👏🏼currently👏🏼representing👏🏼Satan👏🏼in👏🏼a👏🏼court👏🏼of👏🏼law.👏🏼
A week into Veganuary and my only issue right now is how terribly Tofutti cream cheese spreads on bagels.
"I had a dream that I was in a women's prison, of course, because I was a Louis CK apologist... and then I got torn a new on." - my gf's sister just now...
Pro Tip: if you need to shovel snow on Xmas morning make sure you do it before you down a bottle of Prosecco's worth of mimosas.
Almost 10am and I'm burping up Jameson and the taste of appetizers. I may or may not still be drunk while at work. #workxmaspartywasopenbar
heard a cough and then a liquid drop hit my phone... I can't help but think it's expectorate and I'm ready to lose it...
Shoutout to MBMBaM and this beer filled travel mug for being the only things making public transit tolerable at the moment
Trying to get my gf to fall in love with From Here to Infirmary but I think she can't cuz I'm (poorly) singing along to every word.
I’ve been listening to too many podcasts at 1.5x and now I can’t listen to them at regular speed without being really annoyed…
All of these lyrics make sense rn...except I'm not at the Triple Rock or in Minnesota... youtu.be/9d9D_W1PbQc
10-15min ago I high fived a dude wearing an Eagles hat in GNV and my hand still hurts. 7-1 tho... #FlyEaglesFly
You’re a clown for that tweet after a man gets hurt with a potential career ending injury! Shit bigger then basketball!
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