Avery
@die_A_bed_tics
There will always be people smarter than you. Like me.
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We made it to @krispykreme! Had to drive around the world to find a parking spot because drive thru makes @Man0Renaissance choose too quick
So @Man0Renaissance just did the donut joke that @fluffyguy does... And the car beside us had the funniest reaction! Wish I had a picture!
Me: "what are you eating? @Averythenerd: "water." Me: "you can't eat water." A: "you can freeze it and then chew it:" ah, touché.
"It's so white outside I feel like I'm at a republican convention" -@Averythenerd
"I like my women like I like my pizza, a little bit loose." -@Averythenerd 😳😳😳
Year six of my choosing the losing team lets keep the record going#unlucky
I think the broncos are gonna win but the last five years whoever I pick loses so 😜
My sister is trying to lose weight so my other sister told her To lose weight not to eat Chinese food
You know those day when you feel like you are a song.today I feel like Taylor swifts mean.retweet if you hear it today#lifesong
Sometimes I feel like Cinderella I have two sisters who are lazy and snobby but the red head changes her ways #mymoivelife
Wow my sister is evil she pushes me down the stairs and after surgery she steps on my stitches
Everyday tell a girl she is beautiful. Not to get laid of to make a friend just to let them know and brighten their day everybody has beauty
Why is it when a girl is beautiful everybody calls her a slut and when somebody is rude they're seen as funny #backwards society
I think they should rename black history month to fat history because everybody stops trying to lose weight by then.#fatguysrule
New year resolution to eat healthy lasted two days new record# 2014 instagram.com/p/ir0l-lF1y4/
Happy new year remember at midnight kiss someone for good luck yolo
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