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First Point Creations is a leading Digital Marketing Company in Delhi, India. We offer the best digital marketing services in Delhi.

Toofan aaye ya baarish...office to jana hi padega!


**Me every day at work:** 👀 *Opens laptop* 🧠 Brain: “Be productive.” 💀 Me: “What if… I just take a loooong leave… like reaaally loooong… maybe forever-long leave?” 🤣🤣


Top-class team? Yeah right, it’s a full-on WWE match in the office! 💥😂


📱 Me at 10:02 AM: “Just one reel to refresh my mind before starting work.” 10:47 AM:I’ve learned 3 new dance steps, seen a guy build a house with just mud, and watched a chef cook pasta in a watermelon. Boss walks in: “How’s the report going?” Me staring blankly at the screen


Every office has them 👉 the gossip queen, the “always busy” ghost, the sleepyhead, the Friday-quit rant master, the IDGAF champ, and of course… the forever hungry one 🍕😂


July Salary: “Mujhe toh uda diya gaya…” 💸💨 Me: Looking at August salary like it’s my next victim. 😎🧨 Salary toh aayi thi, but zyada din tik nahi paayi. From “Salary credited” to “Where did it go?” in 3 business days. 📲➡️💀


When the team could’ve just talked it out in 5 minutes… But instead chose the “Let’s overthink, under-communicate, and blame everyone” path. 💁‍♂️ Me watching them turn a simple bug into a full-blown Netflix mini-series. “Problem ka solution toh tha, par ego ka patch kab aayega?”


When I’ve been in the meeting for 47 minutes just to say: “Nothing from my side.” 😐🎤 Me: Practicing my line like it’s a TED Talk. Brain: “Don’t mess this up.” Anxiety: “What if they ask a follow-up?” 😬 Everyone’s talking strategy, deliverables, Q3 KPIs…


When the Manager and Team Lead start fighting for project credit... Me in the group chat: Clapping like an audience member at a reality show finale. 👏🤣 Drama: 100, Deliverables: 0. “Aur bhai, ab kahaan gaya team spirit?” 😏🍿


From “HR will get back to me” to “Here’s my joining date. That sweet, sweet feeling of waving goodbye to toxic timelines, unrealistic targets, and that one manager who “just wanted to catch up.” And when your friend thought you were joking, but you hit them with the PDF of Power


To all those glorifying the 9 to 6 grind — Try adding 3 hours of travel and a sprinkle of existential dread. 🫠🚇 May your AC stop working just when your boss starts a Teams call. 🙏💼 Let me rest. Let me breathe. Let me live without Google Calendar.


Appraisal done. Confidence up. Output the same. Leaving office like I just closed a million-dollar deal — but really it’s a 6% hike and broken dreams. 💸🕶️🚪 Still underpaid, but now I walk with purpose. 😤✨ Me, leaving the office post-appraisal


All final emails, awkward goodbyes, and half-hearted attendance on one side — And the audacity of getting a new task during my notice period on the other. 😤📆💔 My mind is already in the next company. My soul is sipping mocktails on imaginary bench time. 🍹🧘‍♂️


When your manager says “I’m not satisfied with your performance”… Me: I did 10 people’s work, skipped lunch, debugged at midnight, turned chaos into campaigns— And you’re still “not satisfied”? 😮‍💨 Bro if I did this same work at another company, they’d frame my photo in the lobby


When the manager asks, “How much work have you done?” And you’re like, “I sent everything…” But apparently, your tasks took a one-way flight to the Bermuda Triangle. 🛫💨 Now both of you are staring at the screen like it’s a magic show. 🎩✨


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