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Awe inspiring mofo from H-Town! Rich in charm and character. I sweat the small stuff and cash in every chance I get!! Get @ me!! Much love!! LFG!!!!!
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I’ve never won an Oscar or a Grammy but I did win a scholastic book fair award for excellence in reading and that came with a free personal pizza from Pizza Hut. You don’t get that with an Oscar.
18 years ago today, my brother was killed in Iraq. He was my best friend Tough as hell, funny as hell The first to show up The last to back down He lived with purpose He died with honor He still shows up for me, in ways no one sees His absence is loud His legacy is louder
We are saddened to learn of the passing of Seymour Weiner.
How many model airplanes must die for this performance?
You are courageous and I'm proud of you. Be fearless, be honest, and let the professionals look under the hood and see what's going on and let them fix it. Ask questions, give honest answers, be brave. What you're doing right now is so fucking awesomw.
Ok guys I get it. You hate my nose, I’m the ugliest Yankees fan, & I’m fat. God damn lol I don’t think your parents taught you that if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all 🤷🏻♀️
It’s the only one with unnecessary letters in the name. Victim of its own pretentiousness.
It’s a good thing Simple Green is non-toxic because that shit is delicious
If 32 teams individually decide your talent isn’t worth you being a migraine headache that’s not getting “blackballed” …
How I change a flat tire .... Open trunk Look at spare tire for 20 minutes Get back in car Guzzle vodka Walk into oncoming traffic
I really hope the IRS doesn't compare miles written off to what the insurance company thinks I drive a year.
Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.
Best part of having monday off is the nap I'm gonna take while y'all get settled into work
Not vibing with animals might be the biggest red flag on Earth.
A wine and cheese party but it's just me alternating sips of vodka with biting chunks off a 2 lb block of cheese.
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