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if you cum and she doesn't then you didn't fuck her, she fucked you


Haven't tweeted in a while. Idk why


Black bitch: you need to stop cussing teacher: you need to stop speaking eubonics. Me:....lol


Wonder if we get paid?

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@sammbritt: Why do guys prefer skinny girls over chunky girls.” The skinny ones don't get tired as easy.


What's the best point guard in the NBA? RT your choice.


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i hate when females get salty cause a dude doesn't want them so they start insulting the dude to save face. bitch shut that shit up.


@ddarkonline: 2 chainzzzzzzzzzzzzz” unfolloooooooooow!


Yep you know me. Just your friendly neighborhood bad ass over here.

dirks_alec's tweet image. Yep you know me. Just your friendly neighborhood bad ass over here.

Lil b needs to get off his fucking feelings


Anyone have a snapchat?


Them nasty ass longhorns shoes @devountal all about that purple and yellow sun #GeauxTigers

dirks_alec's tweet image. Them nasty ass longhorns shoes @devountal all about that purple and yellow sun #GeauxTigers

All of my friends wanna smoke to rock and I'm like "let's bump some @DonaldGlover or some @DizzyWright or something" I mean fuck!


I'm pretty fucking sure that isn't an @TechN9ne album cover! What the actual fuck iTunes!?

dirks_alec's tweet image. I'm pretty fucking sure that isn't an @TechN9ne album cover! What the actual fuck iTunes!?

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