Mario Di Sandro
@disandroid
Singer-songwriter, musician, graphic designer, digital artist. Teller of bad dad jokes. LA living, Chicago raised. Be kind to one another.
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Every time the ‘please don’t destroy’ logo comes up during an SNL episode, my mood immediately improves.
For the fourth consecutive season, I had the AI create a motto for every MLB team.
Was just thinking... that one older lady hasn't snuck onto a plane in awhile. I wonder how she's doing... 🤔
They should make a lower quality iPhone for people who just use them to stare at when they're at a bar and have anxiety in crowds lol (like me sometimes), and call it iPhone Dive #AppleEvent
#AppleEvent Um, odd song choice @Apple - it sounds like they are saying a different word there if you’re not paying attention… 😬
This is not how everyone in LA wanted to find out that a Chevy Chase Canyon exists…
THIS IS A DRILL: #MyGlendale is conducting an evacuation exercise in Chevy Chase Canyon. For those who live in the Chevy Chase Canyon: Safely evacuate your home and proceed to the evacuation site located at the Glendale Community College Parking Lot B: bit.ly/map2gcc
It would be pretty funny if Elon Musk just shuts down Twitter for good now…
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THIS IS A DRILL: #MyGlendale is conducting an evacuation exercise in Chevy Chase Canyon. For those who live in the Chevy Chase Canyon: Safely evacuate your home and proceed to the evacuation site located at the Glendale Community College Parking Lot B: bit.ly/map2gcc
Something really pressing in today’s world, how do we still not have a margarita emoji?
.@WeAreLAHealth is asking for help identifying this patient. The department says he was hit by a car on Jan. 20 in Playa del Rey. No ID. Not alert. (424) 306-7718.
Those Dry January people are about to enter Flooded February in a few days…
You don’t have to talk louder on your phone just because you’re in public…
Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.
Man, remember how we thought if you could hold your breath for ten seconds you didn’t have Covid? That was like 7 years ago now…
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