911 Dispatchers
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First responders may have minutes to mentally prepare while responding to a call. 911 dispatchers can't prepare for the unknown. #IAM911
Night shift roll call. Where is everyone from? Time to hold down the fort in this big city! #dispatch #graveyard #nightshift
Overhearing a coworker arguing with a 911 caller: "You CANNOT call 911 because the buttertarts you bought are stale" #saturdaynight #911
Not sure whats worse: the rookie who screams into the radio or the old timer who asks me to repeat every damn thing #dispatcherprobs #police
"Yeah I'd like to report shots fired." ... "Ok how long ago?" ... "I heard about 3 shots last night" ... "😐 what?" #911calls #dispatchers
Caller on 911: "My girlfriend has become a tree!" My first question? "Sir what drugs have you taken tonight??" #dispatchers
Just dispatched medical to a 30 y/o patient who is 17 weeks pregnant and drunk. Sad.
Dispatchers, lets talk mental health. What are some things you do, on duty or off, that help you relieve job-related stress?
Dispatched a call yesterday for a male who got his hand stuck in a zamboni. It doesn't get more Canadian then that😂 #canada #funny #dispatch
Any dispatchers out there with the aspirations of becoming a police officer?
Imagine this: all residential phones and some cell service areas are completely down in 85% of the city. Makes for an eerie shift
Lets be real, the #1 worst thing about working day shifts? Bosses and management in the building #NightShift #ThinBlueLine
Just took a 911 call, "I can't open my pickle jar". So its a slow night, I help him. I say "enjoy ur pickles" Him? "I will in my ass" umm
Well it looks like everyone decided to forget about the basic rules of the road today.. 20+ MVA's in 4 hours 😑
Attention all Americans, Canada's arms are wide open if you just want to escape 😝 #Election2016 #vote
As a Canadian, I am scared about todays results. I can't even imagine what my fellow dispatchers to the south are feeling! #USADecides #vote
Guy comes to Police HQ wanting to be arrested for no reason. We turn him away. Subject then carjacks someone a block away #uhhok #desperate
I'm sure all night shifters can relate! Maybe I should invest in some blackout curtains! #nightshift #dispatchers
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