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#mypremierleaguemornings Full English for the group! Can’t wait for kickoff! (Tea is off to the side!)

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Full English for the group!
Can’t wait for kickoff!
(Tea is off to the side!)

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Stumbled across this absolutely insane bookstore in North Tonawanda today

HeyItsKamo's tweet image. Stumbled across this absolutely insane bookstore in North Tonawanda today
HeyItsKamo's tweet image. Stumbled across this absolutely insane bookstore in North Tonawanda today

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Pessimist: The glass is 1/2 empty. Optimist: The glass is 1/2 full. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.


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I’m reading a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it!


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Definitely the future of television I had in mind was me having to google every movie I want to watch to see if it’s currently in one of its one-month windows on any of the seven streaming services I pay for. This is way easier than buying a DVD. I love it.


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i want more "run errands with me" friends. no i do not want to spend $85 on a dinner to catch up. but i will go to costco and an estate sale with you and then some tacos


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my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.


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I came across this quadrant and can’t stop thinking about it now 😂

HelloKrystalWu's tweet image. I came across this quadrant and can’t stop thinking about it now 😂

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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October


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RT if you like free* flights!​ 🧵 *Does not include taxes and fees from $5.60 one-way.


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"I love your dress." "It has pockets!" —The conversation my wife has had with literally every single woman on this cruise


A beautiful day in Devil’s Hole watching @whirlpooljet float by.


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Message from the Ukrainian tax office: “Have you captured a Russian tank or armored personnel carrier and are worried about how to declare it? Keep calm and continue to defend the Motherland! There is no need to declare [them as income].” en.interfax.com.ua/news/general/8…


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After nine seasons, the quartet becomes a trio when one of the beloved 'Impractical Jokers' steps away before season 10 for "personal reasons," they announced on Instagram. bit.ly/3FLpcD9


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My 12yo: If I were in charge, iPhone chargers would be called Apple Juicers.


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My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.


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