Django Gold
@django
comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below
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My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio. An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.
let me pick the correct way for the USB plug to face for once in my long, wretched life
Friend just told me she was on a date once and when she summarized her life story the guy was like “wow that’s exactly like the movie ‘The Crow.’” Then she looked it up and no it wasn’t.
no more paying Will Smith $20m to eat spaghetti
you’re going to see a lot of people second-guessing how Biden handled this one, but you have to keep in mind that had he played it differently, he could have lost the election
and introducing Django Gold as Mark David Chapman! #blessed
The cast of Sam Mendes’ ‘BEATLES’ biopics: Paul Mescal as Paul McCartney Harris Dickinson as John Lennon Joseph Quinn as George Harrison Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr Saoirse Ronan as Linda McCartney Anna Sawai as Yoko Ono Aimee Lou Wood as Pattie Boyd Mia McKenna-Bruce as…
open mic comedy saves so many lives
joining the National Guard is a great way to serve your country and definitely won’t result in millions of people calling you fat online
Members of the Texas National Guard have arrived in Illinois, according to sources familiar with their whereabouts and video taken of them at an Army Reserve training facility in a Chicago suburb. Read more: abcnews.link/iyeB666
sure would be nice if a black crow bleeding black blood signaled a good omen for a change
no better feeling than when I eat a little particle that fell on my pants and it turns out that, yes, it was in fact a piece of food
the 2000s: - this guy he wants to fuck a girl, but she'll only fuck the guys who win employee of the month at her work, so he tries to be employee of the month so he can fuck her, Dane Cook is free for 11 days in April - sure, here's $30 million
I am calling on establishment Democrats to release a fiery statement about how this isn’t what America is about
Dozens of masked and armed federal agents backed by a Blackhawk helicopter descend on a Chicago apartment building, handcuff everyone including kids, then check them all for outstanding warrants and immigration status. abc7chicago.com/post/ice-chica…
frantically texting this to gam-gam
Saucy Santana continues to go off on JT and calls her a fake friend to Yung Miami.
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