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comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below

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My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio. An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.


Hamnet is the greatest movie ever made


guy in pharma ad just said, “tell your doctor if you have a parasitical infection”


this is usually what I see from the stage

django's tweet image. this is usually what I see from the stage

loved Train Dreams, but I feel like they sort of fumbled the ending, why would the Beatles even be in rural Idaho?


turn off motion smoothing!


it’s so cool to wake up and have a new day of social media to look at


I may be having some kind of psychotic break


how's this even going to work with two white guys

‘RUSH HOUR 4’ has been greenlit at Paramount, after push from Donald Trump. • Paramount is teaming up with Warner Bros. to distribute • Brett Ratner, who coincidentally just made a documentary about Melania Trump, will return to direct. (Source: Deadline)

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. ‘RUSH HOUR 4’ has been greenlit at Paramount, after push from Donald Trump. 

• Paramount is teaming up with Warner Bros. to distribute

• Brett Ratner, who coincidentally just made a documentary about Melania Trump, will return to direct. 

(Source: Deadline)
DiscussingFilm's tweet image. ‘RUSH HOUR 4’ has been greenlit at Paramount, after push from Donald Trump. 

• Paramount is teaming up with Warner Bros. to distribute

• Brett Ratner, who coincidentally just made a documentary about Melania Trump, will return to direct. 

(Source: Deadline)


I’d be so pissed when I showed up to Iraq and learned it wasn’t like this

I still think about this Marines commercial that would play during games in the 90s.



uh, Zohran just made me his transition chair of hiding in the bra bin at TJ Maxx


I wonder if Casey Anthony still gets a bit of gentle ribbing from her friends


gonna try to collect tight-lipped smiles from all six of my building neighbors in the same day


feels like he should have already known this

django's tweet image. feels like he should have already known this

hell yeah he’s entering his Vincent Price phase

quite a look for Trump today



Trump should meet with Chester Cheetah next


the future is here


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