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Doug Kohnen

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I spilled Avocado on my pants.


Playing an exciting new guessing game called "Is that a Woman or Glenn Danzig?"


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Nothing goes better with a yummy Arbys breakfast sandwich than a nice pull from that pint of gin you keep in your glove box. Arbys: fuck it.


Fucking close your mouth when you chew.


No sleep til Hong Kong.


i'm adding so much noise to these images that the neighbors are starting to complain. About noise complaints. On the images. Noisy.


Will someone please explain 'the Internet' to @RestoHardware . There's no reason to mail a 12lb stack of catalogs.

dkohnen's tweet image. Will someone please explain 'the Internet' to @RestoHardware . There's no reason to mail a 12lb stack of catalogs.

This whole anti-design web trend has me anti-liking it. Responsive design doesn't need to look like it was designed in Microsoft Word.


#DunkinDonuts employees don't understand the phrase "hardly any cream please" #somuchcream


"I am a freelancer, which is pretty much a modern day cowboy" -Liz Lemon


"failure waits for those who wait" -make do and mend. i hate myself for posting lyrics, but they're sweet so deal with it.


#philcollins radio on #pandora is slowly draining my will to live.


"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody" -Bill Cosby


I'm pretty sure ConAir has nicer accommodations than @spiritairlines


FFFFUUUUU I WANT TO SEE #GODZILLA


Henceforth any American born citizen using the phrase "taking the piss out of..." shall be forever deemed a shit eating douchebag.


Electronica: The official soundtrack of group suicide.


Ah, the long vowels of the Midwest, how I've missed you.


I'm convinced that only the weirdest of the weird people go to the post office.


hey #xbox, thanks for the 45 minutes of security BS to access my Xbox Live account. #PS4 here I come.


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