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can’t believe they actually were on that ba’al shit. like are you fucking serious bro


An ISL club has been listed on Mergerscorp.com (a 3rd party business directory site) for investment expansion. Wonder which club.

dnvtweets's tweet image. An ISL club has been listed on Mergerscorp.com (a 3rd party business directory site) for investment expansion. Wonder which club.

Corniest shit I've seen today

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary…



Laliga highlights

MrBeast just bribed a goalkeeper so he could score a penalty at the “Match for Hope” in Qatar 😭



This might genuinely be the worst loan deal initiated by two parties. Ajaraie's slot have been officially wasted.


WTF Pafos, I wasn't familiar with your game


The launch day would break the internet (provided the game gets released)

Fans flew drones past Rockstar office windows in attempts to view early GTA 6 gameplay footage, according to developer accounts. Rockstar staff described extreme fan behavior, including the use of fake IDs to enter buildings and drones positioned at windows to capture screens…

Pirat_Nation's tweet image. Fans flew drones past Rockstar office windows in attempts to view early GTA 6 gameplay footage, according to developer accounts.

Rockstar staff described extreme fan behavior, including the use of fake IDs to enter buildings and drones positioned at windows to capture screens…
Pirat_Nation's tweet image. Fans flew drones past Rockstar office windows in attempts to view early GTA 6 gameplay footage, according to developer accounts.

Rockstar staff described extreme fan behavior, including the use of fake IDs to enter buildings and drones positioned at windows to capture screens…


Yeah only works when you're not chopped.

Who...... who wants to take a trip to Latvia?



Lmao this is a funny accurate tweet

Americans have to include McDonalds in their sexual fantasies, otherwise they can't get it up



Brazilian league will always be in the conversation of top 5 leagues of the world

A Brazilian 🇧🇷 club paying over €40M for a good Premier League player would be impossible 10 years ago. The introduction of private ownership, foreign investors and betting sponsors has changed that league forever. Probably the 4th strongest in the World right now.



Nope. Alaaeddine Ajaraie is.

Is Layvin Kurzawa officially the biggest signing in the history of Indonesian football?



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"Linux users be writing a code just to change wallpaper lolol" Windows 11 when you want to open the fucking notepad :

fruttymoment's tweet image. "Linux users be writing a code just to change wallpaper lolol"

Windows 11 when you want to open the fucking notepad :

This rather tells more about you


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🖤 We have sadly received the first confirmed report of a Persian Gulf Pro League player being killed. Salar Behdari was only 20, a goalkeeper for Aluminium Arak FC. He was shot directly in the heart and neck for protesting, by the Islamic Republic’s death squads. A promising…

prznsoccer's tweet image. 🖤 We have sadly received the first confirmed report of a Persian Gulf Pro League player being killed.

Salar Behdari was only 20, a goalkeeper for Aluminium Arak FC.

He was shot directly in the heart and neck for protesting, by the Islamic Republic’s death squads.

A promising…

Now I wanna see him speak in Somalian

An #Indian television channel interviewed the deputy Prime Minister of Somalia, and guess what happened 😀 The interviewer was shocked because the Prime Minister spoke perfect Indian. @SalahJama



What kind of stupid fucking rule is this? The GK might've stepped out of his line but Ajaraie's should've stood since the save wasn't made on the rebound.


billa league, billa teammates, billa club kela The entire 30 minutes +added time they only passed once when Ajaraie was inside the box. Everyone should fuck off


Front 3 of Persija doesn't make any sense to me given the fact that almost every player is comfortable to play one touch passes. Ajaraie could literally be the pivot on this philosophy.


Ajaraie will be on the bench. Hopefully he does what a super sub does.


An #Indian television channel interviewed the deputy Prime Minister of Somalia, and guess what happened 😀 The interviewer was shocked because the Prime Minister spoke perfect Indian. @SalahJama



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