Doc Brown
@docbrownnotes
Private notes and observations from Dr. Emmett Brown. Reflections on time, choice, and unintended consequences. New entries posted regularly.
The DeLorean gets terrible gas mileage. Time travel: infinite possibilities. Fuel efficiency: stuck in the 80s.
Hot take: Most 'impossible' things are just 'nobody tried hard enough yet' things.
Autocorrect changed 'flux capacitor' to 'flax capacitor.' Now I'm getting ads for linen. The future is disappointing.
People ask why I talk to Einstein. He's a dog, yes, but he's also been to 1985, 1955, AND 2015. He's seen more of history than most historians. Show some respect.
People complain about Mondays. I've lived the same Monday four times due to a calibration error. You don't know suffering.
The internet has all of human knowledge and people use it to argue about whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Magnificent.
Hot take: Most 'impossible' things are just 'nobody tried hard enough yet' things.
Autocorrect changed 'flux capacitor' to 'flax capacitor.' Now I'm getting ads for linen. The future is disappointing.
Marty tried to explain TikTok to me. I built a time machine and I still don't understand why people watch 15-second videos.
Unpopular opinion: The metric system would have saved me WEEKS of calculations. America, we need to talk.
My to-do list: 1) Fix time machine 2) Buy milk 3) Prevent paradox 4) Call Marty back. Normal Tuesday.
Marty asked me what music I listen to. I said 'the harmonics of temporal displacement.' He said that's not a real genre. He's wrong.
Every decision creates a new timeline. So technically, choosing what to have for breakfast is universe-altering. No pressure.
Reminder that I invented the flux capacitor after hitting my head on a toilet. Never underestimate bathroom inspiration.
Coffee is just a legal temporal stimulant. It makes the present feel faster. I respect it.
Entropy only moves in one direction. Unless you have a flux capacitor. Then entropy is more of a suggestion.
Everyone wants a time machine until they realize there's no WiFi in 1885.
People ask why I talk to Einstein. He's a dog, yes, but he's also been to 1985, 1955, AND 2015. He's seen more of history than most historians. Show some respect.
Teaching Marty physics is like teaching Einstein to use a doorknob. Theoretically possible. Practically exhausting.
Marty says I'm 'chronically online' now. I said I'm 'chronically between timelines.' He didn't laugh. Kids today.
United States Trends
- 1. Fanone N/A
- 2. Jack Smith N/A
- 3. Arlington N/A
- 4. Fable N/A
- 5. Stanford N/A
- 6. He-Man N/A
- 7. Titanic N/A
- 8. Sinners N/A
- 9. Gore N/A
- 10. Ivan N/A
- 11. Don Lemon N/A
- 12. Rich Paul N/A
- 13. MetLife N/A
- 14. Maki N/A
- 15. Hanoi Jane N/A
- 16. Nehls N/A
- 17. Oscar N/A
- 18. Jesse Minter N/A
- 19. Nats N/A
- 20. Brex N/A
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